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Nicole Richie called out by scathing British press
By Stone Martindale Aug 24, 2006, 20:07 GMT
Nicole Richie needs to stop eating air and start diving into some protein soon, any public appearance of hers is marred by a fainting spell or heckling paparrazi.
Her stickly figure is so glaringly stick-like that people have taken to calling her out publicly on her gaunt appearance, especially from the shy Brits and the no holds barred UK website PopBitch:
“After an altercation with a photographer, Nicole went to drown her sorrows in the Viper Room, where LA art-pop band The Spores were playing. Sadly for Nicole, the band spotted her diving into a booth and used their trademark on-stage puppets to take the piss out of her inability to afford food, culminating in one of the puppets saying, "I screwed Nicole Ritchie... and wrapped my whole dick around her waist." Nicole stormed out telling doormen that she was going to sue.”
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