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Lohan's dad's prison picture
Aug 23, 2006, 7:31 GMT
Lindsay Lohan. © Anthony G. Moore / Photorazzi
Lindsay Lohan's dad has sent her a picture illustrating their troubled relationship.
Michael Lohan, who is in prison for drunk driving and contempt of court, has drawn a cartoon depicting all the people who he claims are trying to tear Lindsay away from him.
NY Daily News JV gossip Lloyd Grove is again the mode through which incarcerated, would-be stage parent Michael Lohan delivers the stunning results of the Lindsay-inspired creative powers unleashed by his prison term, as the source of the actress's daddy issues follows up last year's jailhouse ditty with this hauntingly rendered cartoon illustrating the evil forces conspiring to keep father and daughter apart.
The picture includes money-grabbing lawyers with devil's horns, a prison guard, paparazzi and a woman wearing Ugg boots - reportedly said to be Lindsay's mother Dina or her publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnick. God is seen pointing from heaven and saying: 'Shame on you. Don't you know some things are sacred?!' Lindsay's younger siblings, Michael, Alina and Cody, appear in the background. On the back of the cartoon Lindsay's father has written: 'The Spiritual Realities and Physical Elements of the truth behind this whole situation.' Michael is also believed to have sent his daughter a handwritten letter detailing his 'stupid decisions', new found spirituality, and plans to help troubled teens when he gets out of prison. The 46-year-old also shares his concerns about Lindsay's new best friend, supermodel Kate Moss. According to the New York Daily News newspaper, he said: 'I don't think Kate is the best mentor based on reports. I hope and pray Kate has turned her life around.' Michael promises to pray for portly billionaire oil heir Brandon Davis who, in regular drunken binges calls his daughter 'firecrotch'. He said: 'All I can say is that I am happy that God gave me a new way of looking at, and pitying, people like Brandon. I pray for his soul!'Copyright 2006 BANG Media International
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