Britney Spears and Anna Nicole Smith videos: Inane, rambling breeding cows

By M&C News Aug 10, 2006, 23:16 GMT

Britney Spears © Glenn Harris / Photorazzi

If you wondered just how crass Britney Spears is, as well as her now "pleading to be her new BFF" Anna Nicole Smith, go have a look at the video racing around the world: WARNING-embedded video contains foul language:

http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/08/04/britney_spears_is_very_truly_o.html

Spears burps and “huh?’s” her way through this very revealing intimate interview with her hubby Federline, scratching and looking generally as clueless as she sounds.  The Superficial.com reports: “You know you're pushing the limits of human stupidity when you make Kevin Federline sound intelligent.”

MSNBC reports the Country bumpkin pop star is preparing to renew her marriage vows to Kevin Federline, citing their source as In Touch Weekly.

Their second child is due early Fall, and Spears grand plans are to show the world how happily married to Kevin Federline she is, despite rumors saying she's been looking for a divorce lawyer.

MSNBC also notes additionally, she's given Kevin Federline a black American Express card with no credit limit as a romantic gesture “to prove how much she trusts him.”

Perhaps the rapper is not as thick as he seems, clearly using Silva Mind Control techniques to mind-meld Britney into donning him with a credit card worth an unlimited amount of money.

The story twists bizarrely.

Pop culture oddity, fortuitous husband picker and former topless dancer Anna Nicole Smith says in her latest video journal entry that she'd like to meet Britney Spears “and be her friend.”

“If you wanted to be friends, I would so much love to hang out with you,” the pregnant diet pill huckster says in a video on her official Web site.

“I think you’re totally cool and I think we’re going to have our babies about the same time.”

On another video, Smith fries up a peanut butter, cheese and mayonnaise sandwich. The kind of food that, combined with the right pharmaceuticals, killed Elvis. 

The Superficial.com wisely speculates that the trashy blonde duo “could sit in lawn chairs all day eating Cheetos and swapping mayonnaise recipes. Or talk about how everybody seems to hate them because 'they all jus' jealous.' … if Anna Nicole Smith and Britney Spears actually got together it'd create a concentration of white trash so powerful the Universe might collapse into itself."