Christie Brinkley gets public apology from Cook

Chuck NorrisJul 25th, 2006 - 18:46:37

I think Peter Cook is in big trouble.

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris
allows to live.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

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Too Damn FunnyJul 25th, 2006 - 19:07:42

This has nothing to do with the article, but that Chuck Norris talkback was too damn funny!

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Chuck NorrisJul 25th, 2006 - 19:48:01

I love my pal Brinkley-
that Goose of Peter's is 'cooked'

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LoriJul 26th, 2006 - 03:25:33

'Great husband?!?' Yes, great husbands always screw other women/girls while married to their great wives.

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Jet LiJul 26th, 2006 - 05:32:10

Jet Li would totally kick Chuck's ass. And Peter's.

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Kenji JohjimaJul 26th, 2006 - 06:41:55

Chuck Norris once ate a salad because he was hungry.

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IchiroJul 26th, 2006 - 06:43:04

Chuck Norris has a hat made from sheep's wool.

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nurseJul 26th, 2006 - 07:35:39

She should divorce him, and never look back. What a disgusting thing to do ... how contrite of him to 'just want this whole thing to go away ...' There should be no pity for this 'man.' Christie is undeserving of his abuse, and this mistake he made is actually a gigantic moral error - not something you brush aside. The fact that this lady is a youngster of 18, now 19, is more sickening - young enough to be his daughter!

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MargoJul 26th, 2006 - 14:22:56

Peter Cook should just go up in smoke, just spontaneously combust. What an a**h***! He says, 'I love my wife.' He might, but he loves his d*** more. She can never trust him again. Why would she put herself through that? From everything I've heard, she is really terrific. He's the loser in all this. But after the divorce, unfortunately, he'll still date young girls and screw with more than their minds. That kind of predator-male just makes me want to throw up.

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MargoJul 26th, 2006 - 14:26:01

And another thing: I'm not letting that bimbo off lightly either. Every person should know better than to go to bed with a married man, whether you're a young idiot or not. She also makes me sick!

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Here by chanceJul 26th, 2006 - 17:19:11

Didn't Christy cheat on Billy Joel?

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sidiJul 29th, 2006 - 18:42:11

Yes, Christie cheated on Billy Joel. But she should be thanking her lucky stars that the Cook did not try to prey on her own daughter! She's just the right age for the Cook.

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