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Paris Hilton attacked in song
May 16, 2006, 14:21 GMT
Paris Hilton has been savaged in a new song.
American comedian Mark Manne launched into a bitter tirade during a rendition of his ballad, 'Everything That is Wrong with America Today (aka The Paris Hilton Song)', at The Laugh Factory in New York last weekend.
He sang: 'Paris, I want to hit you in the face with a bat/Because you pampered your dog, then got rid of her when she got fat.'You must have paid the studio some money to put you in the 'House of Wax'/'Cause you got no talent, you can't act, and you can't sing. 'You're not that pretty, you're not that hot, you're not even interesting.' He continued: 'Paris Hilton, why do I even know your name? Is it the short skirts? No! 'The Simple Life'? No! It's cause you'll have sex with anything. 'You're so mean, all bathed in green, an amateur porno queen/Go away, just go away from here, go away.' Meanwhile, Paris embarrassed herself last week after getting the name of her own computer game - Jewel Jam - wrong. Launching the product at the Electronic Entertainment Expo she told the crowd: 'I'm really excited to have my new video game, 'Diamondquest'. Thank you all for coming, and you can download the game.' The game, which can be played on mobile phones, will be available this summer.
Copyright 2006 BANG Media International
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