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Porn star to meet George W.
By MC News from PRWire Mar 12, 2006, 10:24 GMT
Somebody pinch me because I don’t really believe this news story (its NOT April 1st yet!).
PRWeb, a very reliable source of mainstream and sometimes alternative news is reporting that adult starlet Mary Carey is scheduled to attend the United to Victory dinner with President George W. Bush in Washington D.C on March 15th - 16th.
Carey, who was also a Republican candidate for governor of California, is going to Washington at the invitation of the National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC). She will meet and interact with key Congressional leaders and Administration officials to discuss advancing powerful pro-business, pro-family agendas and meeting positive legislative goals.
She will join Karl Rove, senior advisor to the President, for lunch on Wednesday the 15th, and President Bush for dinner on Thursday the 16th.
Now wait a minute.
Mary Carey star of “R” rated ‘Sapphire Girls’ (2003): whose production company Mary Carey Productions in 2004 produced the X rated ‘Run Mary Run’ in which she played the lead role. “Run” described by leading movie database web site Internet Movie Data Base (IMDB.com) as “Hardcore Sex” is going to meet the President of the United States, George W. Bush?
And she’s going to be talking “pro-family” items with Karl Rove, the same Karl Rove who Senator Hillary Clinton complained was “obsessing” about her and who allegedly had a role in leaking CIA spy information?
Wait, it gets worse.
On returning to Washington, Ms. Carey said, “I'm really excited to be going back to Washington D.C. to see the president again. Everyone thinks that politicians are stuffy, but we all had a great time last year.”
"I'm always excited to learn more about what's going on in our nation's capital, since most people in the porn industry think an Iraqi pullout is a form of safe sex," Carey quipped.
"Since I'm seriously considering running for governor of California again, I'm going to need a lot of support from Republican lawmakers nationwide - however I can get it."
Carey made national headlines in June of 2005, when she attended a similar dinner with President George W. Bush, also at the invitation of the National Republican Congressional Committee.
Ms. Carey, added, Wait till they see that I have lost 20 pounds since the last time they saw me. Watch out Mr. President!"
There is no punchline here folks. It is all true!
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We fully recognize the value of information coming across PRNews.
Once in awhile however, there is a press release which they promote which is not only factual and newsworthy but 'fun'.
Whether Mary actually meets the President or Karl Rove is not important. What is important is that she is there in the first place.
While the dinner is open to all (who pay the hefty price of admit)one would think,in today's security conscious world and given conservative societal cultural values that Ms. Carey would be allowed to attend in the first place.
After all, this is sponsored by the National Republican Congressional Committee.
Doesn't anyone do a background check on those that pay to attend?
Should Ms. Carey be fortunate enough to get close to Karl Rove or the President, what a fantastic photo op that would be!
Regarding if this is 'news' or not, true it is information put out by Ms. Carey to promote herself. But it is factual and informative and that is what news is all about.
Oh, and it is FUN too!
Let your mind go free and wonder about the possibilities, bedroom jokes play only a small role.
Hope the VP is not in attendance with his rifle – he might mistake her breasts for small bush piglets.
Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
is going from porn star to politician a step up or a step down in career progression?
Hmmm....does that mean they will move all the Hollywood casting couches to Washington D.C?
So instead of lobbyists 'paying off' Congressmen they will now have to sleep with them?
But best idea yet is to allow clothing optional tours of the White House. Our founding fathers would turn over in their graves!
She's a 'beard.' Look up the term.
She's dumb enough to walk into the clutches of a bunch of closeted homos sexually-repressed frat boys who can use a ratings boost among the jack-off monkeys in the NASCAR fan base.
Seems purty obvious, don't it, Vern?
Vern?
Vern! Put'cher pants back on!! An' stop drinkin' the Kool-Aid!!
Can you imagine if Bill Clinton had done this...?
a prostitute who wants to become a prostitute...our government awaits you...
Hey, if Three 6 Mafia can walk away with an Oscar(R) for “It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp” ('Hustle & Flow'), it wouldn't be long before the song is being hummed throughout the hallowed halls of Congress.
And picture Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice with Three 6 Mafia inspired 'rails' - HOT!
The story is from PRWeb not PRWire:
http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/3/prweb357092.htm
You are absolutely correct. We apologize! Mistake has been corrected.
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P.F. BrunsMar 13th, 2006 - 00:53:35
I do have to point out that PRWire is mainly reliable because it is literally a clearinghouse of press releases. As such, it is a good source for this story, since Mary Carey does want us to know that she has been invited to the White House (and please, no Lincoln Bedroom jokes--though if she were black, I would accept Jefferson Bedroom jokes). However, it is not 'news' by the classic fifth-column definition. The people writing press releases are not sufficiently unbiased to use them as a sole source for a story.
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