Comedy's Love Goddess Judy Tenuta shares her 'List' from 2011

By April MacIntyre Dec 14, 2011, 22:36 GMT

Monsters and Critics was fortunate to be granted a visitation with the Goddess, as Judy shared her Ten List for 2011, and she hit us with her classic stream-of-Judyisms:

Love Goddess, accordion and comedy Queen extraordinaire Judy Tenuta is an accomplished stage, television, film and stand-up comedian.

With classic HBO and Showtime specials under her belt, Judy was the first female stand-up comic to win "Best Female Comedian" at the American Comedy Awards and is a two-time Grammy nominee for her comedy CD’s,  "Attention Butt-Pirates," “Lesbetarians!" and "In Goddess We Trust". 

The self-described "Love Goddess" and "Aphrodite of the Accordion" is booked on popular TV shows such as "The View", "Howard Stern", “Late Night with David Letterman", "Larry King Live", "Entertainment Tonight", and "Comics Unleashed".
     

Monsters and Critics' loves Judy's outrageous, mind-blowing comedy. She even became an ordained minister and converts her audiences to her signature religion, "Judyism". 

A strong advocate for gays, children and women's issues, and the fun-loving feminist preaches that all women should be worshipped as "Love Goddesses!"   

Judy just completed a recent spoof song and video on hair:
 

Judy is booked as a "celebrity reader" on December 24th at the Universal Studios GRINCHMAS celebration in Los Angeles.

Monsters and Critics was fortunate to be granted a visitation with the Goddess, as Judy shared her Ten List for 2011, and she hit us with her classic stream-of-Judyisms:

"2011 was all about who could knock Lindsay Lohan (or ... "Lickme Blowhands") out of the headlines:

"Was it Weiner sexting or Wizard Charlie Sheen winning?"

"Was it Oprah leaving, Casey Anthony fleeing or The Sperminator impregnating?"

"Maybe it was Obama terminating Osama?
Or, Herman getting his Caining, while Rick Perry's brain was draining?"

"Then there was Wall Street Occupying, Joe Biden crying, Will and Kate's knot tying. And don't forget Kim Kartrashian's 72 days of lying? "

"Doesn't it seem that the 2011 headlines come right back to Lindsay Lohan and her court sentencing, necklace-lifting: Morgue hosing and Playboy posing!" 

It Could Happen!"

Happy New Year from the Goddess, Judy Tenuta"