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By Stone Martindale Aug 14, 2007, 16:55 GMT

The Turd Blossom special, Rove's early exit


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SP4: I Like Him Even More!Aug 14th, 2007 - 19:05:46

Sounds to me like a guy on the ball.

There's always a place for the Karl Rove's of the world. The kings always require a king maker.

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yeahAug 14th, 2007 - 20:20:18

keep taking that magic mushroom from his cow pattie

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Wondering........Aug 15th, 2007 - 03:33:02

How much he was paid by Bush for his brain power?

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Hellooo?Aug 15th, 2007 - 16:54:53

Bush: Yes Karl...good t hear from ya! Hoow's retirement?

Goood! No, we're goonna be OK, here...no, ah don't need any extra add vice...yes...we're still sufferin in th polls...no...it still don't mattah none t me.

Karl....it's OK...ah knoow...you had t gooo boyh! Karl, yoou an ah knoow it wuz jes add viahce, yoou were nevah th president....but thaht's still OK boyh...yep, Ol Dick's still got his skattah gun....no...he hasn't shot no one...well...no one we knoow of anyways....we got Condi an th utha's too! Yep, we's goona be fahne boyh, don't you worry none! Yep, I'm still playin stupid...yep, it works jes lahke ya said...no, I don't git tired of it...ol Dad always said t use what ya cin t git er done!

Karl...boyh...you go git on that $20,000 an hour speakin circuit an jes relax. We got anotha yeah in office, an with ee lections it's aboot 4 real months o work ovah heah....n git down t th ranch, open a beah have a couple o shot o Jacks's an set a spell. Let ol dick kill ya sumpin fer dinnah, go next dooah an visit muthu sheehan, an have a nahce talk with her. Take ol Dick, jes in case, ya knoow?

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meAug 17th, 2007 - 02:25:35

i think they are lovers

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ohAug 17th, 2007 - 02:27:10

and sp4 we all enjoyed your skit...

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barbaraAug 20th, 2007 - 02:54:23

Oh my, a democratic blog that adds Rove's father admits he's gay. I would think democrats would look at that as a badge of merit. I guess it's added here as a source of embarrassment?

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