Got to pee while on a posh beach at the Hamptons on Long Island? You better find a proper porta-potty or bathroom, as when resident Christie Brinkley spotted a woman relieving herself on her beach all hell broke loose.
Supermodel, mum and now maker of organic Prosecco, Brinkley was serving up wieners and burgers for her Independence Day weekend when she had to hose down a woman who she caught urinating on the nearby sand.
Brinkley, 62, penned a rant on her Facebook page on Monday laying out the details.
She said: “My wish for everyone on this Fourth of July is… May you live in the Land of the Free from belligerent drunken stalkers with weak bladders and foul mouths…That’s not too much to ask right?”
She added, “I know it’s Independence Day but that does not mean ‘free to pee’ in front of my guests and me at my fireworks gathering..Maybe the trespasser should celebrate ‘Depends Day’ as she apparently thinks she lives in ‘The Land of the Pee.’
“I was forced to hose down her mess after she urinated in my yard all the while throwing things at me.”
Brinkley’s shack is in the pricey Sag Harbor Cove enclave.
As well as her other work, fitness devotee Christie has turned her hand to making sugar-free Proseccos recently, which we are dying to try for our Wine of the Month features. Christie, please hit us up!
Bellissima is the name of her new label and word has it she makes a Sparkling Rosé, a Zero Sugar, and a classic Brut.
Just make sure you drink AND pee responsibly!