Florida mother embarrasses nation with Miley Cyrus' f'ing pie (Video)

By April MacIntyre Dec 3, 2009, 17:00 GMT

Miley Cyrus thinks you should have a slice of STFU pie Bob Charlotte / PR Photos

This story has something for everyone.

- More solid evidence that the most bizarre news stories come out of the state of Florida.

- More evidence Miley Cyrus needs to pull a Foster/Shields and go away to college for a few years.

- More proof that braces and dental hygiene are as important as saving for that college fund.

A Jacksonville Florida mother put on her best finery for the local news crews, and shared with everyone that her daughter's Miley Cyrus doll is channeling comic Jim Norton.

Enter Brandy Westberry, who purchased her 3-year-old daughter Kelzea a Hannah Montana Christmas doll.  All seemed well until...

Little Kelzea starting singing "f*cking Pie" around the house.

"I said, 'Where did you learn that', and she said 'the baby'," Westberry told local affiliate WTLV-TV.

"I think it's supposed to actually be some "rockin' fun," said Westberry. "But it don't come out saying "rockin' fun."

Actually, the lyrics are supposed to be: "...later we'll have some pumpkin pie and we'll do some caroling." At issue is the word "pumpkin," which Westberry, who's played the doll over and over, said sounds like "f*cking."

"There's no question, none at all, it's plainly clear," Westberry said. "How could they put this on the shelf?"

Please have a listen, and get back with us on this one: