Ohio man arrested, had sex with picnic table
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By M&C Bizarre Mar 29, 2008, 23:30 GMT
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I guess hes never herd of a blow up doll
That is one place I would not wish to receive splinters.
How do you have sex with a picnic table ?
I don'think this against the law in San Francisco.
He stuck his pee pee in the hole where the umbrella goes.
That's the only logical way. But...there is nothing on the other side.
or inside. It's a hole in a table. How can you possibly have a good time like that?
If he stuck his junk in the umbrella hole, maybe his dog was waiting on the other side. Otherwise it's like the previous comment, there's nothing on the other side. With a dog, he would get a lick without seeing it, then use his imagination... Aauuaaggg! This is whack!
I wonder what it feels like to see a picture of yourself sent worldwide for everyone to see with reference to having sex with a picnic table. I think suicide is the only solution - because you could never live this down.
I don't know maybe he's on to something. Maybe he could give us all a personal demonstration.
Yea - in a circus someplace. He could be some kind of freak - you know pay a quarter and watch someone having sex with a picnic table and maybe some other inanimate objects.
Hide your picnic tables! This guy is out on bail. If you find something sticky on your picnic table, bleach the table with chlorox, otherwise you will catch crabs.
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Hey Boo BooMar 30th, 2008 - 01:02:32
Fetch me my picanic table.
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