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Ohio man arrested, had sex with picnic table

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By M&C Bizarre Mar 29, 2008, 23:30 GMT

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Hey Boo BooMar 30th, 2008 - 01:02:32

Fetch me my picanic table.

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G-Hommie69Apr 1st, 2008 - 16:53:22

I guess hes never herd of a blow up doll

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PragmatistApr 1st, 2008 - 17:59:33

That is one place I would not wish to receive splinters.

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TheObviousQuestionApr 1st, 2008 - 19:30:10

How do you have sex with a picnic table ?

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SP4: He can work for Nancy PelosiApr 1st, 2008 - 22:36:47

I don'think this against the law in San Francisco.

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Ok so...Apr 2nd, 2008 - 03:16:50

He stuck his pee pee in the hole where the umbrella goes.
That's the only logical way. But...there is nothing on the other side.
or inside. It's a hole in a table. How can you possibly have a good time like that?

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WeLittleJunkApr 2nd, 2008 - 06:25:16

If he stuck his junk in the umbrella hole, maybe his dog was waiting on the other side. Otherwise it's like the previous comment, there's nothing on the other side. With a dog, he would get a lick without seeing it, then use his imagination... Aauuaaggg! This is whack!

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Nancy PellowsApr 2nd, 2008 - 20:24:00

I wonder what it feels like to see a picture of yourself sent worldwide for everyone to see with reference to having sex with a picnic table. I think suicide is the only solution - because you could never live this down.
I don't know maybe he's on to something. Maybe he could give us all a personal demonstration.

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Jim NaboorsApr 2nd, 2008 - 20:26:35

Yea - in a circus someplace. He could be some kind of freak - you know pay a quarter and watch someone having sex with a picnic table and maybe some other inanimate objects.

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Sick Sad WorldApr 2nd, 2008 - 20:33:53

Hide your picnic tables! This guy is out on bail. If you find something sticky on your picnic table, bleach the table with chlorox, otherwise you will catch crabs.

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