Pamela Anderson to British: “No, thank you”

According to “Stacked” defunct series star Pamela Anderson, she won’t be spending too much time there, or look for any lasting love in Britain, because of the voracious U.K. tabloid press.

The actress has allegedly been linked to TV presenter Steve Jones, but she insists she will never settle in the U.K.

Anderson says, “Absolutely no way – the British tabloids are unbelievable. In America, they’re bad, but in Britain they’re in a league of their own. I don’t know where they get their stories from.

“Just this evening I had someone ask about the pantomime I’m appearing in. I don’t even know what that is. I couldn’t live here with that kind of pressure.”

WAGS were heard all over the isle of Britain to be exhaling big sighs of relief.

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