TruebritApr 24th, 2009 - 20:15:07

'Montana senator Max Baucus came out quickly against the plan, saying 'bringing terrorists into our state is a clear and present dangers to everyone who lives here.''

Surely not, or I can't believe that nice Mrs Clinton would be asking us to take some.

cue SPfuddled:

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@ trubritApr 25th, 2009 - 17:11:16

No EssPee. You leave him speachless. I guess his 3 step mommies and 7 step daddies are too busy doing things that involve yogurt, to supply him with inanities. His real mommy is down at the truck stop, servicing all those long distance haulers. I wonder if she will ever meet EssPee's daddy again.

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SP4: yo...Mutt and Jeff...Apr 25th, 2009 - 19:17:31

...have either of you ever been to Montana? I cannot imagine a better place than Deer Lodge, in gen pop.

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SP4:'pleeeese!Apr 25th, 2009 - 19:43:03

'...seeeend us back to Geeetmo! You can dooo anytheeeng you want to us, just geeet us out of heeere! Weee are geeeeting oooour asseeees keeeked!'

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SP4: 'Hello?'Apr 25th, 2009 - 20:03:07

'...yeees, this is prez...er Seceratary Clinton....oh, hello Mr. Ban(f--king dickhead!)...how're things at the UN?..... busy huh....what?...torture?...oh I know, I know....we're going after them...that Gitmo was a real mistake....what?....you're not calling about that?....well that was where we thought....no?...where?...Deer Lodge?...Montana?.....gee sir, I'm going out on a limb here but I don't think anyone's been tortured in Deer Lodge...well...other than being forced to live there....what?...well sir, even with that I can hardly agree that living there constitutes torture?...what?...you've been there?....well gee sir....even then, I still don't think....the prisioners?...they what...are filing a complaint?...about being forced to live there?....they want what?...to keep Gitmo open?...they'd rather be tortured in the Carribian than have to live in Deer Lodge?...well sir..I guess they've never been to Butte...no sir that's 'B-U-T-T-E'...yes, with an E....well sir..I'll take it under advisement...gotta go now....fund...uh... raiser with Bill...no sir not a charity....we're meeting with the Columbian Ambassador...bye sir...BYE!'

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ah, speaking of sh*t-faceApr 28th, 2009 - 05:34:10

there he is. Full of crap as per usual. I'm surprised his neighbors haven't had him removed as a public nuisance. Oops, I forgot, he doesn't have neighbors, he lives in the hills with his 3 step mommies and 7 stepdaddies, porking pigs, growing and smoking dope. How's the family dog, SP, still humping your leg?

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