Spider-Man swoops in to save Obama
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Jan 9, 2009, 18:19 GMT
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...it's probably Mr. Ayers under the mask...
let's hear some breaking news on Palin. She's out and about spouting her stuff. What a joke she continues to be.
Ah dunna need Spidah Man, ah need ma ole buddy Cheeta the Chimp.
OK, eez 76 now, but da ole guy is still gonna be part uv mah teem as Cheef Ahdvahzer.
He can praktis his ole Tarzan acts frum da shandaleers in da Oval Offis. Ya noh were ma idol Billie spent ole his time avin oral sex wid dat yung biddy who typed fow him.
Me an ole Cheeta yoostah be pen mates, we shared da same banana`s an coconuts an swingin frum doze car tyres. Gee, it wuz grate. Corse dat wuz befow ah becaym Cheef Bog Cleener at da Dems beeg offis an dey put me up fow dis job.
Wahl, Cheeta has sed yep ta ma offer an providin ah giv im a weekly bunch uv banana`s frum ma privat stok, he`ll ahdvize me on how ta git dis dammed plase goin agin - Cheeta`s speshul job will be da mony side - ah can`t spell ekonomi, but it dunna matta, you only av to say MONY to Cheeta an he sstarts yellin HUBBA - HUBB jus lahk ah do.
an imposter. They all look the same to me.
...let's DO look at Palin:
* does not sell political positions for money like Barak's friends
* reforms her own party
* has no friends who are card carrying terrorists
* actually has more experience than the president - elect
* is not being impeached in her own state
Now that we've covered all that, perhaps we can now ask if Spider man comes from Illinois and is being impeached?
'...let's DO look at Palin:'
I'd rather look at a horse's ass. It's better looking and isn't painted up like a cheap ho. Speaking of a cheap ho's horse's ass, how are you doing, SP? Still smoking crack? Or have you gone back to snorting Draino?
Palin's dumber'n a doorknob.....
That just about sums up what Eskimo Nell is - a dumb arsed bitch who would never have seen a political office, but for the dumb arsed party and Alaskan peasants who voted for her.
They got what they deserved - an 'ex-beauty queen' - don`t laugh !
A Walrus could win a beauty contest in Alaska.
She should have stuck to the thing she knows best - propagating the human race.
How a tart like that can become a GOVERNOR is unbelievable. An awful lot of stupid men must think more of a jumped up tart than they do of running the state properly.
A school-girlie wurlie mentality, giving her pals good jobs and sacking those she does`nt like from theirs.
Downright disgusting.
How SP4 can sing her praises I will never know. Still everybody can make mistakes.
'A Walrus could win a beauty contest in Alaska.'
A walrus DID win. Palin came in second. She got the crown after shooting the walrus.
First, any woman would love to have her looks and figure.
Second, any man would love to be her husband.
She personifies womanhood and I have a hard time thinking of a better looking woman.
She HOT!!
Now, you algea brains think she is dumb, stupid, foolish, worthless, and looks like a walrus......sure, whatever gets you through the night.
If you want to insult a woman look at Obama's wife whose hips look like they have been taken from a Budweiser Clydesdale horse!
Now dont start me on her tightlipped, squarejawed, forced to smile face that pains me when I see it.
Now you want to talk brains?
Tell me WHAT has Obama ever managed, led, budgeted, balanced, or ever done in his alleged career?
Nothing.
He wins barely, a senator position, than runs for president.
Great resume.
Now Palin, what has she done here.....hmmmmmmm?
She was in the PRIVATE SECTOR BEFORE THE GUVMINT HIRED HER!
She was the executive of a fishing company with hundreds of employees and ran it very profiably and never laid off a single person.
What did Obama and Biden do?
Next she became mayor of her hometown and erased a budget defecit and never raised taxes, and returned tax surpluses to her constituents.
What did Obama do here in Illinois?
Next, she became governor, managed 7,200 state employees with a 9 BILLION DOLLAR BUDGET without ever raising taxes, and returned the surplus to the citizens?
What did Obama do?
Than she was commander of Alaskan Air National Guard as governor and was privy to information on a DAILY BASIS regarding Russian airforce bomber flights, Russian submarine patrols, Russian naval forays, and involved with our NORAD defense system along with consulting with Canadian defense officials.
What did Obama do??
I have to say at least the woman knows we have 50 states here in the USA unlike Obama who stated during the campaign he 'visited 57 states and had to visit 1 or 2 more' before concluding his campaign stops.
Yeah, and you morons say Palin is an idiot!
I am so sure you are correct.
Jerks.
Hungarian Crusader-1453
and she needs to stay up in the wilderness where she supposedly is so great.
Yup, got all the nerve in the world, sh*thead. She's earned it. She deserves it. So she's gonna wear it. If you don't like it, go home and cry in a corner to your little teddy bear. You really are a simpering wimp, aren't you.
Palin was asked regular questions. If she couldn't answer them, who's fault is that? Who's to blame for her actions and speeches during the campaign? She needs to keep a low profile because she's just making it worse - something she's good at.
Agree
@You idiots have the nerve to insult Palin ?
Yeah
@SP4 ; Hey
And ....
To ; Arctic Waste
Bravo every one of you. You can obviously recognise a dumb tart from a real woman. Palin has the figure of a deflated blow-up doll - come to think of it - a deflated blow-up doll looks better and probably has more brains.
The woman is a female disaster, both in looks and verbal garbage.
heaven help Alaska with a thing like that as Governor - it`s a bloody joke. Still a back dump like Alaska does`nt really matter, so a blow-up doll look-a-like should be sufficient.
ALASKA ! It may be the biggest state, but it`s all useless barren waste.
With a population of ONLY 670,000 +, twice as many people pass through Grand Central Station - New York between 08.00 and 11.00 EVERY morning of the week !
It`s all a big NO_NO and Palin is utterly irrelevant, apart from being incredible ugly.
With those glasses of her`s, she looks like a Gook sniper.
with some of those statements. Palin isn't the smartest bulb, but I don't agree to attacks on her looks, family, or the beautiful State of Alaska and it's people, where I've had the privlege of traveling to many times. Palin didn't appear to have 'it' to be a vice-president, and seemed to be too far out of her element in the lower 48. She didn't know what she didn't know!
There were lots of comments on this article.
Either the system is crapped up, or some arsehole has deleted hem all.
Happy New Year to total incompetence.
What did she do wrong in Alaska?
What did she do wrong to you?
She is better at geography than your boy and that is documented.
Obama said '57' states, what an idiot.
Why is she dumb?
Name some mistakes she did during her time?
Her glasses are cute and she is still much more beautiful than anything willing to give you the time of day.
I ask, ask, and ask again and all you losers do is hate and throw out vile, insults, and poison.
That proves your futility at debate.
Again, you all are morons as you cant document anything bad she did except that she is a success story.
She never raised taxes, never involved in bribery, extortion, scandal, reformed her own party, sent back tax rebates to the locals, AND YOU SAY SHE IS NO GOOD?!?!
You need to stop consuming that cheap crack!
I gave a line by line comparison and NONE of you can name 1 item Abomination did while I listed Palin's resume.
It is so sweet being correct all the time.
Hungarian Crusader
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