Obama inquiry finds no 'inappropriate' contact with Blagojevich

SP4: gollyDec 23rd, 2008 - 21:57:53

...what a surprise!

'...yes, this is Barak...oh...hello Mr. Clinton...yes...the inquiry is done...no...no inappropriate contacts...noo..not with Mr. Rezko either...heh, heh, heh...big surprise eh? Hey brotha, you up with that Hallie Berry? Nah! Bring her aound, she fiiine, awaight? Heall no nigga...no use tellin th senatah....n THAT d bee inappropriate contact fo show! Catcha on th doown loow! Caio!'

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lanceDec 23rd, 2008 - 22:22:19

Now that Obama is the savior all of the Obama groupies will obey the edict from the savior.

So, the justice system for the president is still the same in the U.S.:

'Innocent until proven innocent by self-reporting'

While for the common man, the saying goes:

'Innocent until you can't pay your lawyer enough to keep you that way'

And, if you are an alleged muslim terrorist:

'Guilty before the trial and guilty after the trial'

Of course, then there are the Bush groupies:

'Guilty as sin if you are a Democrat, untouchable if you are a Republican'

For Mexican drug warlords:

'Innocent as long as you can cut a deal with the justice department'

How many ways can the U.S. society butcher this once enlightening proverb. Just to remind the typical U.S. citizen moron, the actual phrase is: 'Innocent until proven guilty'. Of course, this is just a reminder to a tone deaf population.

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lanceDec 23rd, 2008 - 22:31:14

Oh, one more because of the huge judicial loophole for fraud and white collar crime: For financial service company CEOs, bankers and traders:

'Innocent until the pyramid game ends and then still innocent if you pulled in enough suckers, otherwise guilty as sin'

And obviously for congress:

'Innocent during the pyramid game, innocent after the pyramid game ... and just a reminder: Incompetence and financial dereliction is NOT a crime, so innocent on all accounts.'

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to sp4Dec 23rd, 2008 - 23:40:39

i see your bored ,go screw yourself

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Obama announcmentDec 24th, 2008 - 01:31:58

Obama announced today that he will de-crimminalize all:

Free thinkers
Conservative thought
Members of the Republican party
People against taxes
People who have savings, 401K, and other monitary accounts
Americans over 45 years of age
White people
Mexican people
Asian People
Jewish people
Catholics
Christians

and a few more... By the year 2012

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SP4: Dear professorDec 24th, 2008 - 15:05:25

Try and come up with something meaningful. I realize this would necessitate leaving the comfort of your mom's basement, which, at age 45 is really kind of an embarrassment, you living there and all, but try anyway.

In fact, go to a book repository...we call them libraries...and attempt to inform yourself. I realize it's a stretch, but my weakness is believing in people. This way, when you battle wits with me, you will be, at the best you can hope for: half-armed.

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@SPDec 24th, 2008 - 16:24:33

Try to contain your giant ego over the holidays and have a Merry Christmas!

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SP4: OKDec 24th, 2008 - 17:31:53

...I have 22 inches of snow on my deck and no snow removal on my road.

Merry Christmas.

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SP4:'Inappropriate?Dec 24th, 2008 - 17:33:57

...what, exactly, is that supoosed to mean? They did not say dirty words.

I think, Barak, we're interested if you had any discussions that were illegal.

No, Mr. Rezko, not a chance.

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@SP4: Dear professorDec 24th, 2008 - 19:37:34

You say:'Try and come up with something meaningful. I realize this would necessitate leaving the comfort of your mom's basement, which, at age 45 is really kind of an embarrassment, you living there and all, but try anyway.'

There you go, talking to yourself again.

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EssPee says:Dec 24th, 2008 - 19:39:52

'In fact, go to a book repository...we call them libraries...'

EssPee wouldn't know what a book is, even when used as a suppository.

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@Father Christmas.....Dec 25th, 2008 - 00:27:33

bah humbug to you and your stupid comment.

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