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Dec 1, 2008, 20:04 GMT

PROFILE: Gates to keep steady defence hand during Obama transition


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The RepublicansDec 1st, 2008 - 20:30:15

are looking for volunteers to stand up and give Bush and Mrs. Bush an ovation the day he departs office.

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eddieDec 1st, 2008 - 20:44:41

i can come and moon them just let me know .

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SP4:Hey EddieDec 3rd, 2008 - 00:41:18

..just show them your face...I can assure you they won't know the difference...

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tonny from belgiumDec 6th, 2008 - 16:27:41

Indeed,when he looks into the mirror he sees the same thing...

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SP4: 'Heloo?'Dec 6th, 2008 - 18:39:55

'well helloo Baaaaraack...congrats all arooound...yeees ah saw it on th' TV....ol Johnny.....ah knoow...beat im mahsef...good man but juuust couldn't git it...musta beeen all thit ass lickin with Olympia snooow...nooo nevah trahd it m'sef.....Nancy Pelosi maybah....kind skinny fer me anyways......no use crahin.....always nixt fer yeahs t' considah...weeeell..not fer ol Johnnah eh?...heh, heh, heh...'

'what?....Gates?...kinda figured ya giv im the heave ho ASAP thire Baaaraaack...mah wartahme conciliarai an all.....what?...ya want im ta stay?...Hillarah says so????...oh...that's hoow it is....waell haell, jes ask im....do ah think eell do it?...beats th sheeeit outa me......what?....ya want me ta ask im?....SUUURE!..afta all Baaraaaack, we'r heah t' hep!...heh, heh, heh......what?.....ya want im ta upsahze th troops in Afginistin?....hey...it's all yurs in two months Baaaraaack...I'm outa heah....nooo...ain't gooona doo it fer ya.....ya goonna hav t' step up boyh....ya saed ya were gooona end these wars an ya cin do it all ya want noow....what?..you wer jes kiddin?....waell...so was ah....nooo Baaaraack....aboout th war, not Gates....ya still gonna hav t court im....beats me if he don't lahke blacks...whats thit got t do with it?...yur Irish rahght? O'bama...rtahght?...hellooo...hellooo?'

'goddamn Irish...jes lahke thit Kennidy...stahts waaay t' earlee in th mornin...'

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