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lanceNov 4th, 2008 - 18:39:33

'Historic Election?'

In the last election the president was given the mandate to preemptively kill people with jesus-bombs. That was historic.

With this election I hope that mandate will be revoked. Is returning to sanity 'historic'? I wish it were not, but I think most people will think it is a historic event.


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f.y.i.Nov 4th, 2008 - 18:41:14

the election is not over until sp4 says it's over......

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BR Raised In New York City----Nov 4th, 2008 - 18:45:39


They're 'U.S. Tax-payer Bombs, not Jesus bombs Lance. (You are on the hook for not campaigning hard enough in 2004 for your Hero...John switcheroo Kerry, so don't blame me, I voted for President Bush and he responded as he should have to the murdering bedoins you and Mr. Obama would like to sit down with and 'talk.'

No Regrets,

No Surrender,

No Appeasement and

Country First

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lanceNov 4th, 2008 - 18:55:10

'not Jesus bombs'

Palin, McCain and Bush would disagree with you there:

Watch the video: Jesus at the tip of a cruise missile:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H-btXPfhGs

Jesus-bombs pure and simple. We shall see if there are taxpayers that want to revoke the jesus-bombs.

Please do NOT speak for taxpayers. Not every taxpayer is a jesus-bomb manufacturer.



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lanceNov 4th, 2008 - 19:12:54

Oh, just to remain impartial: We shall see if Obama thinks he has a jesus-bomb mandate.

What is the difference between stoning someone to death without a proper trial v.s. targeting someone to death with GPS guided jesus-bombs without a proper trial?

NOTHING.

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It's always someone else's fault, huh.Nov 4th, 2008 - 19:29:42

Lance, give your pooor muslim oppression trip a rest will you you stinking crybaby. You bring it on yourselves. Jesus has nothing to do with the reasons people are sick of islamist aggression. Jesus bombs, Moses bombs, Donald duck bombs, smiley face bombs... As long as you behave like savages for allah you are going to get bombs. Indeed, 99.99% of the bombs that kill muslims have come from other muslims. Why don't you go to the middle east and cry like a big bitch about that?

I know.. No balls. So you whine about Jesus.

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JohnNov 4th, 2008 - 19:43:14

Tens of thousands of US voters waited patiently in serpentine queues

Why ? Aren't enough polling stations provided ?

As an outside observer this seems very cheapskate. Polls here have adequate stations, all within easy walking distance for their catchment area, and no more than 2 or 3 minutes delay, if any for voters

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lanceNov 4th, 2008 - 19:44:07

I make no excuses for jesus-bombs.

Christians shall kill as many muslims as they wish to, just like muslims shall kill as many christians as they want to.

I just ask that they do it while obeying two rules:

(a) Do not pretend like they do not do it.

(b) Do not involve me.

Good luck in your jesus-bomb manufacturing and deployment! Bombs away!


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