Obama says mind is made up on running mate (Roundup)
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Aug 21, 2008, 20:59 GMT
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Throw the bums out. Vote for change. Vote Third Party.
Barack Obama wants to raise a KAINE -- Virginia Governor, Tim Kaine, that is! OsiSpeaks.com
Republicant crap!
Jesus saw Obama on a tortilla
When Moses parted the sea, Obama was already on the other side
Obama cast the first, and only, stone
Jesus walked on Obama, Obama was swimming
Obama was using Jonah for fish bait
Obama dropped knowledge on the apple tree
And on the 8th day Obama finished the job
Obama was Solomon's teacher
Obama was Chuck Norris' sensei
Obama's footprint was on the dirt Jesus spat onto
Obama supplied the baskets and vases for the sermon on the mount
Obama IS his brother's keeper
Obama can bear his cross
In a brilliant move, which media pundits are describing as audacious, Barack Obama has chosen himself to be his own running mate. 'That's how I roll,' Obama told reporters in a briefly held brief briefing during the intermission of a Bon Jovi concert, after which he dropped the microphone with a loud thump. As he left the stage, members of the press corps ripped off their shirts and threw them toward the stage, while their female colleagues threw their panties, all of them experiencing what can only be described as 'minimally disguised orgasms.'\
Obama supporter: 'Barack understands that we do not need anyone other than Barack.'
An Obama spokesperson explained the decision as the obvious choice: 'Who better understands Obama's vision of Hope and Change than Obama? I know I don't.' The rhetorical question had the mainstream journalists shrugging and nodding.
The celebration of unity between Obama and Obama, as well as between the mainstream media and the Democrat Party was interrupted, however, when a divisive McCain supporter asked whether the move was constitutional. She was quickly beaten to the ground by Al Franken in an idealistic attempt to stop the divisiveness, and is currently said to be in serious, but stable condition, at a Bethesda, Maryland hospital.
Feather Weinstein, an intense Obama supporter, was thrilled by the announcement. 'Barack understands that we do not need anyone other than Barack,' she gushed. 'This is exactly what makes Barack... Barack!' After an awkward giggle she offered, 'You can probably tell that I am a little high on Hopium.'
Hillary Clinton commented on the stunning move in a brief telephone interview, saying 'I don't know if he used a Ouija board or called Miss Cleo or whatever, but that bastard stole my idea.' It was followed by the sound of several lamps thrown against the wall and a cat scurrying away, after which the phone went dead.
Obamas terrorist friends.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m89m0pC_bpY
Look what happened the last time we elected a president you 'wanted to have a beer with.' I simply can’t understand this point of view. We are choosing the leader of the free world. What am I missing?
Soundtrack by Shocking Blue 'Venus'
- Think 'I'm your Venus'
Obama Buddah
The Goddess on the Mountain Top
She's thinkin' she could beat the Man
Got toppled by a thousand fools
all chanting 'Yes We Can!'
Obama Buddha Messiah - He's Got It!
Obama Buddha Messiah by Commissar Maksim
He's got it!
Obama, he's got it!
He's the savior-
He's on fire-
He's your Messiah!
He's the Savior-
He's on fire-
He's your Messiah!
And now we face the GOP
And a new arch-criminal, McCain
Barack will set all people free
but don't call him Hussein!
He's got it!
Obama, he's got it!
He's the savior-
He's on fire-
He's your Messiah!
He's the savior-
He's on fire-
He's your Messiah!
Hope-and-change-
and-change-and-hope,
Change-and-hope-
and-hope-and-change!
He's got it!
Obama, he's got it!
He's the savior-
He's on fire-
He's your Messiah!
He's the savior-
He's on fire-
He's your Messiah!
1st grade spelling jokes?
2nd grade make-believe stories?
3rd grade rhymes?
And you want us to respect your 'intelligence? Bwahahaha!!!!!
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Obama is in over his head.Aug 21st, 2008 - 21:54:32
Osama/Obama '08! Because the only difference is a little Bs.
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