CharlesMar 21st, 2008 - 19:49:06

My goodness!

I'm sure Rove was behind this. Now I fear that the hair color, height, and age of the candidates might be revealed to the public.

Someone please make this front page news! Campaign managers call in to express outrage at the racist overtones...

The horror!

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SP4: Yep...Mar 21st, 2008 - 22:45:52

'...hey Karhal!....git me thim travel docs from state! Ah waanna see if that colored fella, that bowlegged whahfe o Bill' and ol Poopdeck McCain have been goin ta Bangcock or sumpin...nooo...ah have enuf t do Karl...no...ah don't wanna goo thire mahsef...nooo ol Dick don't wanna go..well..mAbah but you'd hav t ask im...'

'...Karl..ah knoow y' don't work fer me anahmoore, but ah lahke ya t doo stuff Karl...yur reel good at it...git sum o thim contracters t look inta this fer me...heck..ol Bill and that wahfe o his got 500 FBI fahles once...one fer me too!...naw...ol Bill did that too...they cin hardly bring that up...'

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Top Eight Rejected Obama Campaign SlogansMar 23rd, 2008 - 17:02:53

8: Ask me about my racist preacher!
7: All for Hamas and Hamas for all!
6: Don't be just another white person, vote Obama!
5: Assuage your guilt over the government's invention of the HIV virus.
4: Tony Rezko: still conviction-free as of March 22nd!
3: Because I won't hesitate to use tactical nuclear weapons against the Clinton machine
2: Straight outta Skokie
1: I will make a solemn promise to the American people to shut my wife up

Others:
*: It's either me or Al Sharpton: 'nuff said?
*: Well, Obama could be an Italian name.

directorblue.blogspot.com/2008/03/top-eight-rejected-obama-campaign.htm l

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