danNov 6th, 2007 - 21:42:25

as long as he is a back stabbing commie like bush is it's ok

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SP4: Diner at 1600Nov 6th, 2007 - 23:47:38

Bush: Trah th pork Hirry...watch out fer buck shot boyh, ah think ol dick killed this...unless he used a chev truck or sumpin...pork Hirry, lahke them bills ya been sendin up t mah desk...


Reid: Sir, I wouldn't characterize them as.....
Bush:...oh..thit's OK boyh..jes funnin ya Haiiry! At least ya coulda funded em, after all th dung ya spread aboot me bein a spend thrift ya knoow?
Reid: Mr. Preisdent, these were important enough to warrant passage without...
Bush: yeah Hirry, they all say that boyh! N' Hirry, ah support ya boyh, but y' gots t remembah t dee livah when it's tahme to boyh! The only one o you with balls is that bowlegged wahfe o Bill's fer chrissakes boyh! Ah mean...look at heah Hirry....she's got ol Cargo Pahnts Berger pimpin cash bundles from thim fast food workers and garmet folks in chinatown...rahght in front o the law son! God, I hate to admit it but this little lady reminds me of......welll, ol Dick! I mean, she ain't got no skattah gun but sheeeit, she'l shoot yer ass in th blink of an eye other wahse, or git sum'un t do it! Ah meen, how'd ol Vince Fostah mange to shoot twahce boyh??? THAT's commitment, eh Hirry...heh,heh,heh...

Reid: gee sir, I think that is kind of a poor characterization of ....
Bush: aw sheeit Hirry, I'm jes callin a spade a spade boyh! She's winnowed out that colored fella ah lahke s'much, and that pretty boyh...whats-his-name...faster thin a goood WWF match! Hirry, smell th coffee brewing boyh! Whin she's in, this dinnah yur eatin will be in a bowl out back...heh,heh,heh....own a dog collah Hirry?...in yur sahze boyh...?

Reid: Well sir, we got Mulkasy done for you....
Bush;...big of ya Hirry! Ah wuz beginin t wonder if it was easier fer yur candidates to...well...raise cash without one, if'n ya knoow what ah mean...ya knoow? Still, it's gotta finish boyh! N' Hirry...I'll do what it takes, but ya gotta dee liver son! A'll hep ya too! Thim water projects ya lahke s'much...a'll turn m'haed an cough fer ya..y'knoow, but boyh it's gotta happen!

Reid:yes sir...

Bush: Goooood! N' eat y' dee zert boyh! It's Presbyterian paeh!

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damnNov 7th, 2007 - 03:44:53

ess pee four is colored.
who knew?

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