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SheSep 9th, 2007 - 03:17:25

had a pain in the neck and the doctors have removed it. The pain was identified as the George W. bush pain that most sane Americans have. It's been noted that crazy or insane people don't know it exists because they are immune to the pain and it gives them sexual pleasure. SP4 is on a 30 day orgasm right now.

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nowSep 9th, 2007 - 12:07:02

if there was only a way to remove that other pain in the ass
known as the blubbering idot so called president..

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SP4: 'Why Hillary...'Sep 10th, 2007 - 18:57:25

'...appreciate the lovely card an flowahs fer Laura t'day. Agin, mah thanks, senatah!'

'By th way....I have an old...uh...Humidoah that was in the ...well...Oval office. Figurin y' might be heah soon, I thought I'd jes leeave it where ah found it...unna the desk...jes in case ya wanted it...noo use sendin it aways, y'knoow? Thems reel havanas down theah, an I knoow how President Clinton jes...well..loves em! If y' send him around, an promise t not give any t mah Dad, he's welcome t the whol lot of them!'

'Y take care senatah an good luck aginst the colored fella, he looks awful tough...? I heah ol Karl Rove is free an he mahght be a reel hep t' ya if'n y cin pay him enuf...y' knoow?'

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Debbie.Sep 10th, 2007 - 21:24:53

May God bless her.

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withSep 10th, 2007 - 23:11:15

a pitchfork

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