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New YorkerSep 5th, 2007 - 01:13:05

Now I hear the good Senator may be reconsidering his resignation at the end of September after all! My thinking is that he wants to spend the month bending pages in the Congressional Library before making a decision. Mothers, do you know where your children are?

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Zyskandar A JaimotSep 5th, 2007 - 15:54:50

The travails of a U.S. SENATOR

Was the esteemed legislator just 'GAY'?
Tapping his foot in that seedy bathroom bay.
Or could he be 'Bi'?
Doing both sexes on the sly.
Visions of video-full colour exposed on YOU-TUBE
like some stupid REPUBLICANT IDAHO 'boob'.
Your supposedly being caught in semi -
'flagrente delecto'
could be the only reason to change the accepted status quo.
So you now have decided to 'bitch' and try
prove to all the 'rubes' that you ain't at least 'Bi'.
Here's an 'earmark' for you to settle this trivial dispute
nothing short of verified evidence earns a U.S. SENATOR any disrepute.

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