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call to WashingtonAug 5th, 2007 - 16:46:34

Governor: We want to thank you Mr. president for helping with bridge repair!

Bush: Why certainy guvnah, afta all, that's all we got ta doo heah up in ol DC, y knoow? Yep, we all is about asleep ovah his war on terrah an all...certainly...we can hep make up a new bridge when a welder and some flat iahn coulda fixed it!

Nahce thing too ...guvnah...aboot passin th blame t the oval office. Imagine y sef with that bowlegged wahfe o bills, or th colored fella as president. Hell...who'd ya blame thin, boyh? Y all would be standin t getha singin cumbaya an rockin in place, claimin t hep th little childin...welll....not th ones' on that bridge or in Waco...but th utha's I'm guessin...with no neocons t blame th dance gits a lot tougha, huh?

By th way guvnah, anythin else th great state o Minnesota needs...runin wtah maybe...how abooot electric lahts, or flushin toilets...we got all this in utha places an we're happah t share! y all give us a call now..heah?

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