Bush to undergo colonoscopy

They'reJul 20th, 2007 - 17:12:29

going to find his head in there.

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as a RepublicanJul 20th, 2007 - 17:28:50

I'm afraid your right

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SGJul 20th, 2007 - 17:38:55

I want to be President, so everyone will know when I'm to have a colonoscopy.

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SmoothstrJul 20th, 2007 - 17:39:07

Perhaps they can also give him a brain transplant.

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mulJul 20th, 2007 - 17:40:10

What's scary is who's in charge when Bush is out.

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aaronJul 20th, 2007 - 17:40:44

About time they pull out the stick.

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Donald McButterJul 20th, 2007 - 17:42:10

Apparently they will have no problem with the procedure...I've heard is a very big a-hole.

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JcorJul 20th, 2007 - 17:43:07

Who really cares? None one needs to know if Bush is getting a colonoscopy. God forbid they find something, and it results in Buckshot Cheney taking power. Can you say 'Mass Nuclear War'?

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Anonymous BobJul 20th, 2007 - 17:44:43

Is it considered treason to hope he never wakes up or dies during the procedure? I mean, you know, when they find his head, they make think its a tumor and remove it...

Not that we'd be better off with Cheney 'officially' at the helm.

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AlexJul 20th, 2007 - 17:45:05

Finally! President Bush does something I agree with!

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LBJul 20th, 2007 - 17:45:16

So nice that Camp David has the specialized equipment that they can perform this procedure while our President is on yet another outing. I had this procedure done a couple years ago, it only took 1/2 hour. Guess there is a difference between the type of medical care available to top government officials. God help us! Cheney is in charge for 2.5 hours! Does that mean that the Speaker of the House is the VP. If so maybe she can have the reports which are supposed to be sent to the Archives sent to the Archives.

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EthanJul 20th, 2007 - 17:45:45

Stupid left wing retards.

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I have a feeling...Jul 20th, 2007 - 17:46:27

...that's where they'll find all the WMDs he says countries are hiding from us.

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nelson shifflettJul 20th, 2007 - 17:46:45

For a short time, our president will not be full of s..t.

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Bush MonkeyJul 20th, 2007 - 17:48:24

Smoothstr they already gave him a monkey brain implant...

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cThe wayitizJul 20th, 2007 - 17:50:30

bush is a clueless scumbag who is fucking up the entire planet.Hes a tirent and should be brought to justice for crimes against humanity..

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DonkeykongJul 20th, 2007 - 17:51:01

You guys are HYSTERICAL ! I had a good laugh reading these comments...

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NewsFlash Saturday 07-21-07Jul 20th, 2007 - 17:51:12

Dick Cheeney authorizes oil drilling in Moscow, and sells Alaska to the newly refurbished Enron for energy exploration...

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DarrenJul 20th, 2007 - 17:51:37

The search for weapons of mass destruction continues..........

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Outsource itJul 20th, 2007 - 17:53:01

Its pretty obvious why this story was posted. We have way too many wack jobs running the press these days. Time for us to outsource our media.

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