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Jul 20, 2007, 17:03 GMT
Bush to undergo colonoscopy
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Go hunting with Cheney sometime and you might get your wish. :)
you suppose bush is conducting business while he's sitting on the toilet? I know from experience he's shitting his guts out right about now. Does his toilet paper say 'US Constitution' on it? How will he ever be the same not being full of shit??
Cheney steps up to bat as Bush spreads cheeks
He's the one who has the procedure and yet it's me who feels violated? Do you suppose a metal tube with jaws and a light on it up his butt is what made Atlas shrug?
What the doctors will find up his butt.
a. his head
b. Karl Rove
c. the conservative leadership
d. a diamond
What they won't find? Those pesky Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Beltway Greg
I cannot wait for Jon Stewart to get to work with this one.
Obviously, the doctors are either examining the wrong end, or else that's where his head naturally is. The exam will take more time than usual, as some impacted GOP diehards will have to be enema'd out first.
The doctors suspected a hemorrhoid, but it was just Boehner getting position for a statement.
The doctor will have no problem with the flatulence, as that's all Bush has produced for the past 7 years, and they're used to it.
The trick is telling when he actually comes out of the anaesthesia - he generally acts that way, since unconsciousness is his natural state.
John Stewart is gonna have a blast with this one. I can't wait.
Can I nominate Jack Kevorkian to do the procedure?
Well, this is certainly going to be the 'butt' of many jokes to come.
You Fools!
Make this day on your calendars as I have seen into the future and here's how it plays...begin Darth Vader sound track.
1. Cheney assumes presidential powers while Bush is 'out of it'.
2. Cheney then signs a whole host of presidential pardons, secret executive orders, and backroom deals the real president would never, could never do.
3. Some of these pardons and executive orders are retro-active for the president, CIA, FEMA, Pentagon, Rummy et al.
4. Bush then re-assumes power without knowing (wink wink) what Cheney did while he was 'out of it'.
If no one can see what this is upfront god help you. Take this date and we'll see you again here in 2010 when it all comes to pass...o.k enough with the Vader music my head hurts.
I want his health insurance plan...
Latest intelligence says they now know where the weapons of mass destruction could be hiding. Because the U.N. inspectors could not find any WMD's in Iraq, they will be sending a team of inspectors to GW's rear. If any WMD's are found, the military plans on a surge to clean out those WMD's, but we must wait until January to be sure the surge worked, or maybe March???
I still see that the looser president has a few supporters out there... What a very sad group of people, can't you see we are wasting lives and money on a war that even the right is starting to say it is a failure. Yet when the senate last week voted, they all jumped back to supporting Bush, 'it became politics, not what is right or wrong for our country.' This will go down good in the history books, as the Reps fought this war not to prove they were right, but to prove they had bigger balls than the Dems...
It.s Henry Kissinger up there fossiking for blood diamonds.
WOW, just how famous would the DOC be if he snapped a picture of it and posted it on U.TUBE
So, while they're looking in the ass*ole's assh*ole, the a**hole of all ass*ole's will be President?
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