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The VikingJul 20th, 2007 - 18:40:00

As an aside: The 'U' in USA stands for the term, United. Only... we're not united are we, y'all? You keep trying to put it to us, and we, seemingly, are equally determined to put it back to you. Since the intensity of this process only seems to grow and grow, let's stop all this foolish chatter and just hook up outside your trailers and settle our differences? Imagine for a moment that the President's anus could speak (no that hard, is it?) it might say, 'this is going to end badly.'

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Shameless PloyJul 20th, 2007 - 18:49:38

...to seem vulnerable and to pretend like they could never have secrets from us.

Cheney, Rumsfeld and Scalia all conspired to shut down FOIA during the 70's when they worked for Ford. They got their wish when Bush came in and there has been unprecedented secrecy.

Why even bother to have the pretense of voting when the people are denied from seeing where they are choosing to go?

Just look at the retards here who think that Bush has done anything but squander the good will of other nations, and fuel the Al-Queda mass movement!

He's making enemies faster than he can kill them.

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DJul 20th, 2007 - 18:56:07

I hope that Mr Bush doctor is an Illegal Alien.

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AliJul 20th, 2007 - 19:00:02

Ted Kennedy and John McCain will be Bush nurses.

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Right aboutJul 20th, 2007 - 19:27:10

now bush's knuckles are white from hanging onto the toilet seat while that 'Nitro-lax' does it's work. Yipie eye yo K-Y George.

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the badJul 20th, 2007 - 19:34:41

in the time it takes chaney will start war with canada

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i'dJul 20th, 2007 - 19:35:22

rather go hunting with dick cheney than go riding in a car with kennedy

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To D And AliJul 20th, 2007 - 19:36:46

You guys are hysterical.

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good luckJul 20th, 2007 - 19:37:04

to bunghole bush

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ZorkJul 20th, 2007 - 19:38:50

The doctors are working on the wrong end, he needs a lobotomy. Ooppps, have to have a brain first.

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JOANNAJul 20th, 2007 - 19:39:04

Lets hope that the Illegal Alien that Bush gets for his Doctor just jumped over the fence.

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They can scope his butt ...Jul 20th, 2007 - 19:59:57


They can scope his butt all they want (and all he wants too), but it will do little to slow the volume of crap coming out of his mouth.

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QuijoteJul 20th, 2007 - 20:11:30

Samples to be removed from Bush's bum and examined for signs of... er, sentience would be good.

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MADMEDJul 20th, 2007 - 20:45:20

i am glad i am not the only one that gets the irony of this situation. to be fair though, someone should stand in front of him telling lies as the thing goes in just so he gets the feeling of what he is doing to us.

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clitoral hoodlumJul 20th, 2007 - 21:00:52

They will find Cheney up there!

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Lei LaniJul 20th, 2007 - 21:30:06

How is this happening at Camp David? Do they have a medical procedure room there?

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NigelgoonJul 20th, 2007 - 21:32:14

This has become a Bush ass appreciation thread.

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sparkyJul 20th, 2007 - 21:34:27

He actually has an ass and colon? I thought from his behavior that he was some improperly programmed, no soul, no emotions, glitch-ridden android! Boy was I wrong.

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MADMEDJul 20th, 2007 - 21:38:52

android? no. cheney puppet? yes.

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PaulJul 20th, 2007 - 21:44:44

The only thing that could be worse than Bush as president is Cheney. As much as I dislike Bush, Id take a bullet for him just so Cheney would never be president.

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