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Jul 20, 2007, 17:03 GMT

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SamJul 20th, 2007 - 17:53:21

hey Donald McButter...maybe they will use your Mom's lips Mrs McButter to prepare the colon.

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I love itJul 20th, 2007 - 17:55:16

Reading all of these posts from the left wing nut sacks. Take Al Gores' balls out of your mouth.

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The WalrusJul 20th, 2007 - 17:56:58

They'll be looking for nice Mr Tony Blair.

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Bad newsJul 20th, 2007 - 18:03:13

I hope it goes horribly wrong.

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If onlyJul 20th, 2007 - 18:06:37

His rotted colon could engulf all the single-digit IQ neanderthals who still support him.

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CPlyemJul 20th, 2007 - 18:08:39

Ya know... if you could charge admission to be to one to finally stuff something up his butt instead of ours, you could be richer than Gates.

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CrumpJul 20th, 2007 - 18:16:01

I love it . . . I'm surprised that you could remove Lil' Dick Cheney's shriveled scrot out of your mouth long enough to write your comment. But, you know, I bet you could still find a few people in Germany that still support Hitler. History will show you as the misguided human fecal deposit that you are!
Seig Heil!

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Kristofor VrondranJul 20th, 2007 - 18:17:30

Why are you guys bashing one of the most influential men of the millenium. God Bless America!!!!

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one of the left wing nutjobsJul 20th, 2007 - 18:18:13

You guys are too funny, I've bookmarked this now

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The VikingJul 20th, 2007 - 18:25:23

I realize this is nothing more than a cheap shot forum, but, in the spirit of the thing, why don't they just shove Dick up there? On the theory that turnabout is fair play. After all, what kind of Texan starts his day without a Dick up his butt?

You know, though, making fun of an asshole (clinical term, not the metaphor)is not the same as putting an asshole (clinical not metaphorical again) back in it's place. We have suffered through twenty years of the gentrification of white, southern scum, to the point where this Connecticut Yankee pretends to be one to get elected. It's time to finish what General Sherman started.

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BookbearJul 20th, 2007 - 18:27:29

We knew he was an _ _ _hole, this just proves it. Maybe this will clean his mind and let him do some soul searching.

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BubbaJul 20th, 2007 - 18:27:53

no wonder...they say if you want to hide from the police...hide in the police station....no wonder Bin Laden couldn't be found.

THEY FOUND BID LADEN.....BUSH RELEIVED OF SEARCH FOR BIN LADEN...FOUND IN COLON.

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BushJul 20th, 2007 - 18:27:55

Cheney will destroy the world. He might just press the red trigger.

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Dieter the EuropeanJul 20th, 2007 - 18:29:16

Americans are bad because my media tells me so. we have a long history of peace and they war war-mongers. We must give our sovereignty over to the EU because that will help us to avoid American hegemony. So what if their economy is bigger then the next 5 combined, they have no metric system, therefore they are not as advanced. It is NOT JEALOUSY THAT MAKES ME FEEL THIS WAY! NO NO NEIN NO! STOP SAYING WE ARE JEALOUS! You make me so mad when you say that I forgot to ask for help in getting a green card to work in the USA.

So yes, bush had a colonoscopy, that should make up for the TRILLIONS of people that he has murdered! The googolplex of innocents that he has personally murdered! America is evil! Please let me move to Malibu! I AM NOT JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

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David MorganJul 20th, 2007 - 18:29:35

There has been a consistent pattern in the Administration’s actions: laws that are designed to promote public access to information have been undermined, while laws that authorize the government to withhold information or to operate in secret have repeatedly been expanded. The cumulative result is an unprecedented assault on the principle of open government.

But look, they are now making up for it with a public colonoscopy.

oversight.house.gov/features/secrecy_report/index_exec.asp

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HistoryJul 20th, 2007 - 18:29:59

-Crump

Hitler? LOL. Please, make me laugh again, I beg of you. Get off of those left wing nut sites for a minute or two and walk outside and enjoy our wonderful country. After the Democrats take office and a mushroom cloud appears over the USA, I hope then we will drop all of our petty arguments. Its pretty obvious that appeasement is what liberals are after and our enemies can't wait to be appeased.

I think it's time to review your history.

Appeasement: The policy of granting concessions to potential enemies to maintain peace.

Case Study one: Adolf Hitler, Before WWII 1938.
The British and French governments followed a policy of appeasement in order to avoid military confrontation after the high cost of the First World War. This policy culminated in the Munich Agreement in 1938, which would give the Sudetenland to Germany in exchange for Germany making no further territorial claims in Europe.

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CanadaJul 20th, 2007 - 18:30:42

Perhaps while they are in there, they may find where Osama Bin Laden is hiding. They may also find Sadam's cache of Weapons of Mass Destruction.

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LucyJul 20th, 2007 - 18:31:37

I agree completely that they will find his head in there

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ridiculousJul 20th, 2007 - 18:31:52

My husband gets a regular colonoscopy twice a year because he had cancer. This did not make the news headlines. The next time he goes perhaps you can put it on your front page.

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kozmickJul 20th, 2007 - 18:37:27

A little late for a brain scan...

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