NASA astronaut arrested over attack on love rival

JeffFeb 6th, 2007 - 15:27:48

Obviously a case of alien probing that has gone unreported from the July shuttle mission. Given the recent UFO

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DasFeb 6th, 2007 - 15:31:32

Shocking news which raises another more profound question. How the hell does NASA recruit such an astronaut? One would have to think that these people are screened not only for their tangible qualifications and core skills but also for emotional stability and psychological soundness. What tests does NASA administer to these astronauts to guarantee such a thing?

Can you imagine a scene where this woman and her romantic rival are part of the same space mission, and the latter takes a space walk? This woman might just cut the umbilical cord.

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EricFeb 6th, 2007 - 15:34:56

And NASA looks for the 'best' People to go into space?????

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Hey DasFeb 6th, 2007 - 15:40:24

Just call her Frank. ;)

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BruceFeb 6th, 2007 - 15:41:09

Weird enough to be the next US president...

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ChrisFeb 6th, 2007 - 15:45:20

The story tells me that there's a bleeding heart, and there's aslo a sex organ inside Nowak's heavy spacesuit.
What did you wear yesterday?
What do you wear today?
What will you wear tomorrow?
And the day after?

Let he/she who is without sin cast the first stone.

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Too much Tang in the bloodstream, obviouslyFeb 6th, 2007 - 15:49:03

A ***scientist*** behaving like this? Not a creationist clinic bomber? Not some obese, lonely, vindictive fan-fiction-writing girl? Not some mumbling, cat-collecting bunny-boiler? That does it. Now that I've heard this story, I've seen it all! Stop the world, I'm getting off and going somewhere else!

Whoa... wait a minute, this just in... apparently not being on this world per se no longer protects you.

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Attention menFeb 6th, 2007 - 15:51:10

Now crazy women can get you in space.

Signed, A WOMAN EMBARRASSED FOR ALL WOMEN

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FrankerFeb 6th, 2007 - 15:54:46

think about this...what if she decided to do this once she was in the Shuttle...lol....'Hey b**ch, you mess with me and mine, now I am gonna mess you up'
LOL

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jharekFeb 6th, 2007 - 16:03:15

im crazy too, can i go on next space mission please
set controls for the heart of the sun

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CupidFeb 6th, 2007 - 16:08:13

'During a search of Nowak's car parked at a nearby motel, the police found a letter written by Nowak in which she proclaimed her love for Oefelein, along with latex gloves, opened packages for a buck knife and for pepper spray, an unused BB cartridge, handwritten directions to Shipman's house, copies of e-mails from Shipman to Oefelein, and diapers.' (Yahoo News)

Ahh, my work is done. A perfected love triangle. Nothing says love better than latex, knives, pepper and guns. Oh yeah, diapers, too.

This just goes to prove flying a giant rocket powered RV isn't all that difficult if you've got enough time on your hands to screw around like this. Since they are salary, let's all remember they did this while we (taxpayers) were paying them. For that matter, I guess being the most powerful government leader on earth must not be that difficult either since a former President was able to do the same on our tax dollars.

Besides, these women have been duped. 'Oefelein' wasn't born that well endowed it was just an after effect of gravity during takeoff. 'It will shrink back to it's normal size ladies, it's an optical illusion...don't say I didn't warn you.'

If you look at Nowak's bio on wikipedia it will prove that sex does nothing to improve skin tone...look at the before and after. Hey, she kind of looks like Heidi Fleiss...hmmm.

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austincrackerFeb 6th, 2007 - 16:20:46

stupid wh ore!

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JoeFeb 6th, 2007 - 16:27:19

From the looks of her picture in the paper she looks like she’s spun out, ether from space or drugs, or maybe even fatal attraction depression who knows!!

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Heavy MetalFeb 6th, 2007 - 18:17:21

Good Nyborg man!

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Now I've heard it allFeb 6th, 2007 - 18:22:15

Did anyone notice that the same photgraper that took Nick Nolte's mug-shot also took Captain(well, former Captain, I'm sure)Nowak's mug-shot? Or so it seemed, anyway. In other photo's of her, she is actually quite cute. The one making its rounds on news programs, she looks like Squeaky Fromme after a prison fight. Heaven only knows what goes through a person's head. There ain't a guy in the world worth wigging out over. And I'm saying this as a guy.

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Rob Brush - West Linn, OrFeb 6th, 2007 - 20:51:54

GONAVY - what has happened to my Navy! Subs accidents, Cruiser Captains off ship to drink, now
a love triangle!

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J@j.netNov 26th, 2008 - 04:37:13

YOU YANKS SUCK

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