Democrats unpersuaded by Petraeus testimony
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Apr 9, 2008, 8:32 GMT
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This speaks volumes to the democratic philosophy of 'bring us only the news we want to hear'. They wanted Petreaus to tell them it's OK to greenlight reductions and he told them they'd risk giving up progress. Petreaus, correctly, told them they risk setbacks.
Notice that most of the talk about Iraq from a year ago is gone. None of the candidates are advocating total withdrawl anymore. Their mouthpieces are mouthing 'limited forces' and 'indefinite' deployments.
The dems banked on Bush rolling over, for political reasons, so they'd be able to blame him for leaving in failure and he didn't flinch. Now, they have this looming as their responsibility, and they are sh-tting their pants. Heck, I might just vote democratic just to see what happens.
Sentor Biden: 'General, we have some pressing questions for you.'
Petreaus: '..oh, I understand Senator, go right ahead'
Biden: 'actually sir, I didn't write these sir, Move On dot Org did'
Petreaus: oh...well that's OK sir...'
Biden: 'uh...I didn't actually, get them off the Internet, I don't know how...but a staff member did...'
Petreaus: 'go right ahead Senator...'
Obama:'while Senator Einstein is preparing General, I thought I might proceed?'
Petreaus: uh...sure senator...'
Obama: as you know general, I'm running for president, and this Iraq thing is just a case of Herpes to me. Your job, as I see it, is to accomodate my efforts to be the first black President'
Petreaus: 'well sir, congradulations...let me see what I can do.'
Obama:'fine sir. Now General, how do you pull out, and make me look like Abe Lincoln, all at the same time?'
Petreaus: well sir, it would require some extensive staff analysis forst, but we could always just drop a fat boy on their asses, then send you to Michael Jackson's doctors!'
Obama:'...uh...gee...I never thought of that one...?'
Petreaus:'..benefits of a West Point education senator!'
Obama'...uh...let me get back to you on that sir...'
Hillary:'General, as you know, I'm running for President too, and I have the same issue before me! General, we need something to help us both win this war, exit by Jan 20 2009, and put me in office at the same time.'
Petreaus: Well, Ma'am..we could either go with the fatboy like senator lincoln over there, and send you to Demi Moore's doctors, I mean, the outcome is less sure than for senator Obama...well. those hips, ma'am....or...'
Hillary: 'Or what...general?'
Petreaus: 'well....I was thinking invade Iran, senator'
Hillary: General! Of all the hairbrained, half-assed, evil.......just how would that work, by the way...?'
Petreaus: Oh...it's a war you could love, Senator! Just like your husbands...bomb em from the air...few friendly casualties...limited success....send someone else's troops in to clean up...you know, a real politicians war senator!'
Hillary: 'Hmmmm...what would we tell the public?'
Petreaus: WMD's ma'am...guarenteed results...
Hillary: oh yeah...I forgot...works everytime...'
Senator McCain: 'Good morning general. Once again, like the others, I'm stuck with the same lemon general, and anything you can do to put a shine on this sh-t would be appreciated.'
Petreaus: 'oh..absolutely sir, after all, that's what were here for!'
McCain: Now genral, I don't really give a good goddamn what happens to those...'
Petreaus' 'towelheads sir?'
Mccain: 'I was going to say sandnig-rs, but towelhead will do...anyways I could care less, but my being president is all that matters.
Petreaus: oh..I understand sir...'
McCain: 'I doubt it general...unlike these other f--keads up here, I'm so tired of doing 20 years of the senate sh-twork, I just thought it'd be nice to do it from the Oval Office instead. Heck, blow jobs under the desk, full time help, more money...I mean heck!'
Petreaus: I understand perfectly sir. No use going back to Hanoi day after day...right?'
McCain: 'Right General!'
Petreaus: 'well, let me see what I can do folks, after all, I love my job...low pay..high risk...and at the end, folks like you who will declare me a failure, and give up our gains! By the way, senator McCain...do you have a phone number I can call in Hanoi?...I need a vacation...'
So McCain says Bush's administration mismanaged the war? Like everything else has been mismanaged -so what else is new? McCain approves of what is going on now and would continue the ungodly mess. He also says we shouldn't abandon the Iraqi people, but it sounds like they would hope the U.S. would do just that - get out. Among so many other problems, the so-called war in Iraq and all the blunders will definitely go down as Bush's most crowning legacy - one that he won't be able to escape no matter how many trips he makes overseas now thinking he will bring about world peace.........or whatever!
McCain is just Bush III. Nothing new, nothing as promised.
As usual not a word on this simple truth from SP4
70 percent of the US population thinks the policy of Bush in Iraq failed.70 percent of the Iraqi want the US troops to leave immediately,60 percent even support the insurgents .And SP4 continues to hallucinate as i these facts meant nothing .The uncalculable cost of the invasion and occupation in terms of human lives,refugees,financial abyss simply are not relevant to him .
..this is why Hillary and Obama have subordinates mouthing 'limited presence' and 'indefinite pullout times'. Sounds a lot like Bush, but then again...
The fact is, these chuckleheads don't want to be the one's who gave away the gains we have produced, and they know it. This is a real conundrum for the dems, for if they take office, the first demand they will have to address is how to explain this little betrayal to their sheeplike constituents.
Once again, as in free trade, the Republicans are being straight up with America and the war, saying they will do exactly what the dems are saying, but not saying.
On this, Hillary is the gold standard: she actually had her number one guy, the intrepid Mr. Penn, advocating a free trade deal with Columbia while she was campaigning AGAINST it.
Now visualize this:
Mr. Penn - paid lobbyist for Columbia....
Mr. Penn - also paid worker for Clinton....(a hard worker, pity HE's not running...) AND Clinton owes him money...(how will she pay THAT back???)
Penn lobbies Columbia FOR the deal....
while Hillary...
speaks AGAINST it!
Conclusion: Influence peddling, plain and simple. No biggie, Sandy Berglar was the last prick to do this for the Clintons and they seem to be very astute at this i.e. votes for money.
I guess they'll vote FOR a pullout before voting AGAINST it, too...!
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