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By Tony Czuczka Jul 4, 2007, 11:00 GMT
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Aide: Senator, we've got next weeks itinerary done, the speaking tour and our appearences set up. Your break schedule and recess schedule as well.
Hillary: Fine. Whats Next?
Aide: well...er...it's you-know-who..Senator...
Hillary:Aw F--k...when...?
Aide: He's outside, Ma'am...
Hillary: Goddamn it, He's only supposed to show up when I call him! How'd he know?
Aide: ...read the polls...I can't really say Senator...he just shows up when he need money or you need help...
Hillary: Send him in, and then come in five minutes later...you know...
Bill: Hi Hon! Who's the Aide. She seems nahce! Cute dress too...
Hillary: Shut up!Put her clothes back on dickhead. She's married, as if that had any effect! What are you here for, another lamp in the head?
Bill: Well Hon, my sixth sense, or in mahy case, seventh sense says ya all gonna need some o my magic, reel sooon...
Hillary: Yeah, sooon! Listen, hide the accent until we get to Alabama, meet some black folk or something, OK?
Bill: well, sure hon...
Hillary: Listen, that black guy has got his hands in my pants and we've gotta deal him out.
Bill; Hon, it's the trifecta...beat him straight up, slime him or marry him...well...not REALLY marry him...
Hillary: Cut th shit dildo, I'm serious. I need some options here and I need them now.
Bill: Gee Hon, no need t git nasty onmy ass, I'm hep'in too!
Hillary: look, we get out the FBI records, we borrow from the chinese and russians, get Sandy the Berglar pimpin, get George Stephanopolis to pull out the spoon in his nose, go on the hunt at the Clinton National Broadcasting Co(CNBC) do whatever, but we gotta deal him out in the next 90 days fatboy!
Bill: Look Hon, ya git yoursef sumpin on his Coke habit, a floosy in th sheets, or make a marriage babe! God knows th blacks are not gonna roll on him!
Hillary: You get yourself out there hon. I'll send Britany Spears, and Hallie Berry with you if that'll help, but th brothers gotta roll. The white boy, he's toast.
Bill: Gee Hon, that's kinda cold.
Hillary: F--k him! He couldn't beat Bush in a bad year! Now, he wants another try! You feed him the hemlock, alright? I need results romeo, and if givin you a stable will help, you can pound our way to victory boy, just get it done.
Bill: No need t be nasty girlfirend...I'm on th job! By th way, will Josh Stone be comin along?
Hillary or Obama ?
2008 US presidential race should be very interesting and it will have an impact not only on United States but also on whole world where world affairs including peace is concerned. Result of Hillary or Obama will have a pivotal effect probably involving an immediate change in the corridors of American history. World peace will be determined by the election. Destiny of American people depend on it. Economic recovery depends on it . Super power strengthen depends on it.
White or Black or Woman it doesn’t matter, both have Democratic spirits, also both are qualify for presidential candidate or president of America. But a country or a nation can dance milk and honey only when his leader ship is in the favorable period of life cycle of leaders concerned. Who will win is a challenge to astrology ? Who should win is an important political matter ?
It is depth- study, a philosophy resembling a modern political science report covering the prediction of on-going 2008 presidential election.
According to Hillary and Bill Clinton charts I have courage to report that both are astrologically in good shape. Under such circumstances Democrats party woman leadership would contribute towards the peace and stability of the world and betterment of super power strengthen. Between July 31st 2007 to December 2007 Hillary will become more popular and will raise some multimillion dollars more than Obama.. According to Obama’s biography he was born on August 4th 1961 Honolulu Hawaii. In case he was born between ( 06:00 am to 8:00 pm.). Hillary will surely be riding high for the next president.
Despite the above instance, if nature deviates and Obama wins, it would not be wrong to predict that the next president of US will be Republican.
My Astro-political point of view without letting myself be influenced by religions, racial and political discriminations and hatred.
Bella Liberty
I wish everyone would go to the Dead and the Clinton's web sight, there are many , just to see just how many of their very close friends are now 'Dead' and the death tool is still climbing
Bloomburg is going to run too from independent ticket just to make her lose. America is not ready for a realist, sincere person as yet.
Here's the question on my mind. If we elect Hillary Clinton, will we be electing her or Bill? According to the constitution Bill is not allowed a third term. If you argue, as the Clintons did the last two times they ran for the White House, that we are getting a two-for, aren't we getting the same two-for for the third time?
It seems to me that there is a genuine Constitutional challenge brewing here.
Two,two,two turds in one
Let's hope Hillary wins - it would be great to see an intelligent person in the White House again - one who doesn't stutter and stammer over trying to read the notes someone wrote, much less understand them - and the 2 for 1 would be even better. Obama probably needs some more experience, otherwise he would bring a lot to the table, but..........alas, this country won't elect a woman or black regardless of what so many say. A woman seems too threatening to all those 'good old boys', and a black would bring the racist out in the rest! As for the 2 for 1, you can darn well bet the Clintons aren't the first ones!
The wannabe playwrite is back!
another novel from sp4
word is if bush can start a war with iran he gets another term.
is this true?
Not only no, but 'Hell, no!' He's out.
thanks alot had me worried there
The Billary insists that if she knew then what she knows now that she would have voted against the invasion of Iraq.
So now I wonder if she will change her mind about staying Iraq upon seeing this video:
//video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6916812079755110706&hl=en
Of course, someone might have to force her to sit down and watch it. I understand that she's rather busy at the moment. I hope the other presidential candidates will take the time to watch it as well. It is an egregious error to ignore one's enemy when he speaks.
Hillary Rodham had the foresight to marry Bill Clinton who had the skill anddetermination to become famous. Hillary also was shrewd enough to stay with him through horrible public humiliation. She has lots of experience, but none of it qualifies her to be President.
The libs are living in a fantasy dreamworld of their memories of Kennedy's Camelot and Clinton's Camealot.
If they really want Bill back, they should use their millions to get the law changed so he can run again.
If she competes against Obama she will loose all the magic she and Bill have spun around their myth and will end up like Gore, on the sideshow circuit.
Actually, just the opposite is true. Hillary got Bll into the statehouse. She was the breadwinner. She got him up and running for the White House bid. Go read 'Bloodsport'
This guy even steals his wife's thunder. You have to admire a huckster like him. He's the best, the grifter extrodinaire!
I made Hillary out to be a cold Baracuda. Do you think that's the right character for her? Bill's character is more like a game show host, with a little sociopath throw in.
By all means, opine!
the way so-called 'men' keep knocking Hillary. Could it be she is too intimidating and intelligent for them? She won't win nor will Obama. The corporate world wants another Bush puppet -someone with a blank slate - not someone intelligent with a mind of their own!
Those pesky voters! They just can't see the genius of Hillary! The poor ignorant masses fail to spot that shining star of womanhood.
But, pray tell, could it be the FBI records scandal? The Sandy Bergler money machine? The Vince Foster debacle? Whitewater? The law office records shred? The bogus commodity trades?
Those darn voters! They are so unreasonable!
As stated - intimidated men!
No.
The fact is any man, barring Alan Alda, doesn't want a mega-bitch for President. Even the worst KKK skinhead biker dude would vote for Obama before he lets the most crooked, vindictive, provincial, elitist, self serving, finger-in-the-air libnazi bitch from hell be the president. The most telling fact was the utter disinterest at her last speaking engagement. Folks talking aloud to their friends, etc.
The fact is, the dems want a pliable, scared president to insert their special interest judges, and apparatachicks into positions where the Soros machne can control the government. Obama represents an unstable element, for sure.
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