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Morocco photograph not Madeleine, say reporters (Roundup)

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Sep 26, 2007, 16:16 GMT


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ALIENOct 6th, 2007 - 23:55:19

Forget Morocco and everywhere else on Planet Earth, Maddie was seen on that fateful evening by a drunken bum in Praia da Luz being abducted by several little green men into a flying saucer, which then took off at great speed heading towards Pluto.

The indomitable and ultra-suave Chief Inspector Goncalo Amaral in his new role as traffic policeman on the local motorway has interviewed the guy and made him an official witness.

The witness insists the abductors were GREEN and NOT PINK.

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