SP4: so closeOct 28th, 2008 - 20:15:03

...the f--king school. We're at war.

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I-bin FartenOct 29th, 2008 - 10:13:39

Hello my name is I-bin Farten

I sat up the other night with three Syrians discussing the muslim paradox. We have had long talks about being a muslim. Being a Muslim in Syria today is very exacting and demanding. There are just so many masters. You got Allah of course, than the family Imam . Then the Terrorist group leader and if that wasn't bad enough you our 'president' who thinks he is part of a dynasty and should be a king for life, oh we do not have elections so I guess he is ???. Then you have your local leaders and finally Al Qaeda....All bossing us around. It just never ends, and what's worse is that they all have their preverbal hand in your pocket........If you know what I mean..wink wink;>)

Finally, I can not forget my dear wife (my second cousin) no wonder she wears a rag over her head. She looks like the back end of my camel. Why could I not have had a Brittney Spears or Jane Fonda... Oh boy...what's a muslim to do????

No wonder so many of my people elect o blow-up. Wouldn't you?

Remember if you think the muslims stink it is because I-bin Farten!

Just repeat after me there are no terrorists in Syria ...nope no one there except us God loving muslims yep peace to all brother. Unless you are a Jew a Christian a Hindu etc...get the picture!

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