lanceMay 25th, 2008 - 15:46:05

Dear Mr. Zimbabwean,

In the name of freedom, democracy and jesus, the concept of sovereignty has been suspended. We will pound you with charity from the public front door, advertising our generosity like a whore on 5th Avenue all the while saturating your country with our freedom bombs until there is nothing left. Then we will swoop in and help you replace your government with a democracy hand selected from jesus himself. There is nothing you can do because we represent freedom, democracy and jesus and you represent oppression, totalitarianism and false gods. As such, we are right and you are wrong, end of story.

Yours Truly,

George Bush.

P.S. - You have WMDs and even if you don't you do. Assimilation is futile. It is your destiny to submit to our power. Your pathetic xenophobia has no basis in reality.

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McBushMay 25th, 2008 - 16:01:20

Unless they have oil, the President doesn't care what happens.

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ThozzMay 25th, 2008 - 16:06:46

The poster above is an idiot.
Do not believe a word this idiot writes. If we Americans had oil we wouldn't be paying $4.00 for a gallon of gas here in the USA.
As far as Mugabe goes he's nothing more than an old washed up bigot who feels his power slipping away and is prepared to do anything to protect it, including murdering innocent people.
He has no soul.

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MirrorMay 25th, 2008 - 18:01:16

George Bush is not to blame for Zimbabwe's problems. Zimbabwe is to blame for Zimbabwe's problems. Mugabe is a bigot, a Marxist, and a killer. Blaming foreigners is way to easy a sell in Zimbabwe, to few people here are willing to take responsibility for allowing their homeland to be ruled by a thug.

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Reign of Terror (or no poetic justice)May 26th, 2008 - 10:56:22

When thugs reign, prosperity and freedoms are in vain.

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