By April MacIntyre Jun 14, 2006, 0:41 GMT
According to "Ain't It Cool News" and erstwhile editor Harry Knowles, "Director Uwe Boll is fed up with people criticizing his films and writing reviews of his cinema without at least seeing the excretable assclingers for themselves. And he's decided that he wants to give them a shot at beating the living s*** out of him. Or - he's going to beat the living s*** out of you."
According to reports, towards the end of the filming of Postal, the five most outspoken critics will be flown into Vancouver and supplied with hotel rooms. As a guest of Uwe Boll they will be given the chance to be an extra/stand-in in Postal and have the opportunity to put on boxing gloves and enter a real boxing ring to fight Uwe Boll.
Each critic will have the opportunity to bring down Uwe in a 10-bout match. There will be five matches planned over the last two days of the movie. Certain scenes from these boxing matches will become part of the Postal movie. All five fights will be televised on the Internet and will be covered by international press.
Eligibility requirements are as follows: Weight restrictions are 140 to 190 pounds, you must be a critic who has posted on the Internet or have written in magazines/newspapers at least two extremely negative articles in the year 2005.
Critics of 2006 will not be considered.
info@boll.kg.de for more details.
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