Matthew McConaughey enables Lance Armstrong to “perform”

Actor and perennial “hottest guy on Earth” Matthew McConaughey was the personal bartender at the ESPY Awards in Hollywood on Wednesday night for pal, host Lance Armstrong.

The Texan duo have become close friends, and retired cyclist Armstrong often stays with McConaughey when he’s on the west coast.

McConaughey made margaritas for Armstrong backstage so that the Tour De France champ could even out his anxiety during the sports awards ceremony.

Armstrong stated to the press at the ESPY’s:  “He (McConaughey) said, ‘What do you need from me?’ I said, ‘I need you there at 5:30, making ‘ritas.’ He said, ‘I’ll be there.'”

Armstrong also received the Athlete of the Year honor for the fourth time.  

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