Malibu manse up for sale, Britney is moving on

The girl from Louisiana, mother of two and soon to be divorcee Britney Spears, has according to the New York Post, placed her “Mel adjacent” Malibu, California mansion up for sale.

Spears dealt Fed Ex a surprise hit to the kishkas via text message on Tuesday informing Popo zao his husbandly services were to cease.

Federline was unemployed when Spears paid $6.9m for the eight-bedroom home following their October 2004 wedding.

The seaside casita, which is in close proximity to Mel Gibson’s home, includes an outdoor kitchen, spa, gym, tennis courts, a $150,000 nursery and a recording studio.

The New York Post reports Spears is asking $13.5m for the mansion.

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