Lindsay Lohan needs to reboot

Lindsay Lohan has been failing at everything of late. A disastrous foray into fashion collaborating with Ungaro, panned by the free world, and now her alcohol and drug use is rearing its ugly head again according to Star magazine.

According to Star, Lohan “is on the brink of death” because things have just not gone her way, in love, career, family and overall – life.

A source close to Lindsay told Star, “She’s a wreck, a mess, a disaster. She’s an obituary waiting to happen.” The source later said, “She’s definitely hit rock bottom. The next level is six feet under.”

The Paris fashion show was allegedly the tipping point that sent Lohan on a bigtime bender.

Star claims she abused vodka, cocaine, and prescription meds throughout her entire trip, ramping it all up as the bad press piled up.

A source revealed, “She was crushed. Her eyes were red and puffy, and at one point she started shouting and tearing up.” At some point, Lindsay allegedly passed out. A source explained, “Her friends had to get her out of there before things got any worse.”

To make matters worse, Lindsay Lohan kept communicating to her lover Samantha Ronson during this time period via Twitter carrying on and begging her to not listen to her own family.

The actress allegedly tweeted: “@samantharonson doesn’t respond 2me b/c her family will cut her off if she contacts me…They control the one I love & im incapable of making any sort of difference.”

She continued: “I’m in love with her, as she is in love with me… but her loved ones-hate her brilliance & resent her happiness.”

Lohan has reportedly been ordered to appear in court on Friday, per TMZ.com, because she might have violated the terms of an alcohol education program imposed for a 2007 drunk driving case.  Lohan risks being sent to jail if she is found to have broken her probation or other orders imposed as part of her sentence.

On top of THAT, her felonious father Michael Lohan keeps blabbing to the press about an intervention planned for his daughter. Michael has recently spoken openly about his belief that Lindsay is addicted to prescription pills and that he’s planning on staging an intervention along with the rest of her family.

Mother and manager Dina pish-poshes all the negative press and calls her daughter a “genius” at fashion.   

“The critics can say whatever they want, but Lindsay is a genius.”

Dina says that Lilo will be a big part of the development of her shoe line.  “Lindsay is signed to Ungaro, but she will definitely have input because she is so talented.”

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