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missbamadillaAug 21st, 2007 - 05:57:52

I'm an armadillo. I don't have a cell phone. Last person in town who doesn't. But I always said I'd get one if I ever needed one.

Call my agent? She's my Secretary/Treasurer, only real female friend, and unpaid shrink. She'll chuckle. But she doesn't always have her phone plugged in. Or you could call her at work since it's Foundation business. Tell her you want to vote on the cactus photo montage censorship debate. So far, she's winning, and it's still suppressed. Her standards are more severe than mine, but it's no doubt just as well. Or tell her you need to talk to our in-house travel agent. That's her.
Anybody who can book Frankfort to Lima on short notice is really good. She did that for her daughter-in-law recently.

Option B: Wait patiently while cell is acquired. Shouldn't take too long. But what do I know? If time is not on your side, try Option A.
Or beg, borrow, steal, or hack Mac's computer. Whatever. Anyone with the good sense mother nature gave a wombat should figure somehing out eventually.

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