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Summer Sizzlers 2013: Say No to the Camel Toe

By Karen V. Stevens Jul 11, 2013, 23:48 GMT

Summer Sizzlers 2013:   Say No to the Camel Toe

I was recently pitched something called a “Cuchini” that claims to get rid of that pesky camel toe. How could I not want to test this out? It is way too odd and hysterical not to want to sample this product.

It seems that there is a product for everything these days especially when it comes to improving your appearance, no subject or body area is taboo, (vaga-zziling, man-scaping... anal bleaching!!!).  

I was recently pitched something called a “Cuchini” that claims to get rid of that pesky camel toe.  How could I not want to test this out?  It is way too odd and hysterical not to want to sample this product.

 

First, let’s talk toes.  Camel Toe is a slang term that refers to the pudendal slit of the vagina.  If the vagina is covered by clothing that is way too tight (I'm talking to half of Hollywood and a goodly amount of 40-year old divorcees with hair extensions and too much Botox) and outlines the “cleft” then it makes it look like the foot of a camel, which has two major toes, hence "Camel Toes".  By the way, did you know that the male equivalent to the camel toe is the “moose knuckle”… I can't be the only one thinking knuckle sandwich here

If you are like me, the only camel toes I want to see are in the Sahara Desert and even then they still make me giggle.  I’m clearly not a mall loitering teenager and yet I still can’t help it when I see a grown woman sporting “toes”, I have to gawk and make stupid comments because, come on kids, it is seriously one of the most unattractive fashion "don'ts" out there… well that and kitten high-heels on someone with severe cankles.

In order to properly test out the Cuchini, I put on my my tightest Mariah Carey pants, the ones that my sister always teases me about, “Hey Karen, nice toes!” and wore them out.  Guess what, it works!   I was toe-less.  Sure I felt silly knowing I was wearing something called a Cuchini but that is the price you pay for de-toeing your cooch!

The Cuchini  ($16.95) is a triangular shaped padded and breathable cloth that fits comfortably in your panties or yoga pants or bikini bottoms and obviously, keeps your pubic area “crease free”.   This is not a mattress-sized maxi-pad or even the smaller and yet still uncomfortable panty liner and once you have it on, you forget that you are wearing it.

According to the people at Cuchini, “As we have evolved, hair down there is a thing of the past.  As the landing strip and the Brazilian wax have become prominent in today’s world, there is no BUSH FOR THE CUSH.  And though Camel Toe may be a hot topic… it’s not to the gal sporting it”   Amen, my toe-less sistahs!

If you are a 'toe sufferer, this is the most important clothing accessory that you never knew you needed.  I think every celebrity stylist should be ordering these by the case load.  Your clients will kiss the ground you walk on. You can also send a Cuchini anonymously through their website to your friends who are showing too much vaginal anatomy to the world at large.

The Cuchini comes with double sided tape to keep the “cuch” covering your “ini” and they are washable.  So not only does it de-slit your “mons”, but it is environmentally friendly.     

Thank you Cuchini for keeping America’s coochies beautiful. Check them out at: http://cuchini.com/

 

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