John McCririck Fails to Stay the Distance in Big Brother

John McCririck, the eccentric racing guru is the latest housemate to be evicted from Celebrity Big Brother in the UK.</P><P>He follows Jackie Stallone who was voted out last week and Germaine Greer who walked out just five days into the 24-hour surveillance show.</P><P>Not one to hold back on his opinions McCririck said Brigitte Nielsen is "so in love with herself," Jeremy Edwards was the "original pretty boy" and perhaps something we all knew that Bez was "simple." </P><P>On hearing the news of his impending departure he punched the air and said, "thank God I’m out". </P><P>Bez, who was also up for expulsion has reacted badly, withdrawing himself from the group while voting was underway.</P><P>Once McCririck had gone Bez said "I can sleep on the other side now. I kept rolling over and seeing his big white undies."</P><P>Since then the housemates have been amusing themselves playing chess, though Jeremy tried to liven things up by suggesting ‘Strip Chess.'</P><P>"Let’s play strip chess," he said to model Caprice. </P><P>"Wait a minute, how does that…" she replied.</P><P>She then though better of the proposal and declined. </P><P>So looks like no one is missing John.<BR></P>Note the date on this article may be incorrect due to importing it from our old system.