John Mayer kisses and tells on Jessica Simpson: ‘Crazy’ in Bed

John Mayer loves to reveal personal details of his life to anyone with a microphone.

Recently he told Rolling Stone magazine about his chronic masturbation, and now Playboy’s March issue features the 32 year-old kissing and telling of his sexual relationship with Jessica Simpson; his dalliances with Jennifer Aniston were skipped over.

Mayer tells Playboy: “I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it…if I date somebody and it doesn’t work out, it’s another nightmare for me.”

USMagazine got an early peek at the Playboy interview where Mayer claims Simpson, 29, is a drug, similar to “crack” cocaine.

Simpson and Mayer dated from 2006 to 2007.

“And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them,” he says, adding,  “Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.”

“Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say,” he continues. “It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f***ing snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f**k you, I would start selling all my sh** just to keep f***ing you.'”

Aniston, who is approaching her 41st birthday, was spared the gory playback on her sexual effects on the singer.

Nice girl Aniston also is no muse for Mayer in his songwriting. “That woman would never use heartbreak warfare,” he tells Playboy. “That woman was the most communicative, sweetest, kindest person.”

Mayer reveals Twitter had nothing to do with their bust up:

“There was a rumor that I’d been dumped because I was tweeting too much,” he says. “That wasn’t it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she’s still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, ‘These are the new rules.'”

Mayer tallies the fillies he has bedded since to Playboy:

“I’m going to say four or five. No more,” he tells Playboy. “But even if I said 12, that’s a reasonable number. So is 15. Here’s the thing: I get less ass now than I did when I was in a local band. Because now I don’t like jumping through hoops.”

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