Joe Francis kisses and tells with Howard Stern

“Girls Gone Wild” auteur Joe Francis did a phoner with Sirius shockjock Howard Stern early this morning to “discuss” Paris’s pending lawsuit against

Francis claims he and Paris are not behind any leak, he also sounded extremely out of it, enabling Howard to wear him down with his interviewing style and admit that Paris Hilton was the best “oral favors” giver Francis ever received.

When Francis was asked who gave the better “favor”, Paris or Lindsey, Joe responded, “Paris,” even though a few statements earlier he had claimed, “Lindsey and I are just friends.”

When asked who was the worst in bed of all the famous chicks he’s slept with (insinuated in the Stern interview: Paris, Lindsay, Kim Stewart and Tara Reid) Francis said Tara was the worst, and when Howard asked why, he went silent again.

When asked to explain why he claimed Tara was so bad, he wouldn’t come out and say it, but merely mumbled, “…well I only used protection with her, so maybe that made it less pleasurable…”

Howard then began asking more leading questions like, “So she just laid there?” and something completely unprintable here, Joe responded, “More or less, yeah.”

Joe stated, “Well I don’t plan on having sex with Paris again, especially after seeing the medical documents on the site.”  Hilton’s Valtrex prescription script for Herpes was discovered in the cache of personal belongings sold off.

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