A disturbed woman is suing Playboy founder Hugh Hefner for alleged under-bed hiding.
TMZ reports that Sheri Allred has filed a $3 billion lawsuit that names Hefner as a man who hid under her bed, had an affair with her mother and even invokes the name of John Gotti.
Allred says she’s possessed by “the most beautifulest angel lusefer” who also claims she’s the reincarnation of “Venus Aphrodite Demilo” is suing Playboy founder Hugh Hefner for a whopping $3 billion, TMZ reports.
The PDF of the complaint is posted at TMZ:
Here’s an unedited taste:
Yes, sir I am asking for 3 billion dollars from Mr. Hefner. He’s been after me since I was a baby. Along with a pedifile organization here in L.A. When I was bout 5 yrs. Old He mysteriously was underneath my bed and he grabbed my arm and said that he and forsay the beatles and he mentioned the names of them. I asked like in my head since I’m a hat everyone in the world here’s my thought’s, a good way to establish peace. So I thought and I said you’d better let go of my hand. And so I braced myself again the wall and eventually he let go I ran into my parents room and told my adopted mother in which she replied it was probably your adopted dad…Note the date on this article may be incorrect due to importing it from our old system.