Not entirely satisfied with your Halo 3 experience? Forge falling flat? Overdosed on multiplayer? Hours of frantic first-person shooting leaving your poor ass as sore as your thumbs and as numb as your eyes? Then the creative furniture boffins over at Ace Bayou have just what you – and your tired posterior – are in desperate need of.
Ace Bayou unveils the Halo 3 theme chair at CES 2008. Credit: Kotaku.
While you’d be best advised to only gaze upon its rancid colour in a darkened room (gaming is always best that way anyhow), the new Halo 3-themed XFunctional videogame chair sure looks like something you’d expect to find Commander Miranda Keyes perched on while barking orders from the bridge of UNSC Frigate ‘Forward Unto Dawn’ – apologies for the geeky outburst there.
That being said, we can only really see the truly, truly hardcore Halo 3 fan being drawn towards their steaming credit card for this particular padded monstrosity. Granted, its incorporation into Bungie’s action-packed experience is kind of appealing (especially if you’re one of the few able to squeeze their heads into the Legendary Edition’s accompanying helmet) but… you know… it’s just a chair.
From M&C Gaming’s perspective, we think you’d be better off investing in a Fatboy or Sumo Omni bean sack, which will provide super extreme comfort while wasting masses of time eradicating Covenant scum. Plus, you can always pretend to be lying on the soft, squashy carcass of a downed Brute. Always a winner.
Source: Kotaku
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