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‘Comic’ Ralphie May slams the Xbox 360 without success (NSFW)

By Stevie Smith Dec 11, 2007, 15:32 GMT

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TomDec 11th, 2007 - 17:27:45

How about....

Instead of Xbox 360 you say Xbox Please fix me : )

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SNAKE (MGS)Dec 11th, 2007 - 18:53:46

It sounds like the author of this article got his feeling hurts by what is thruth. Its O.k i wont let anybody know that you want to buy a PS3. what is really funny is that it was said on SPIKE tv with millions watching and that little secret that microsoft tried to hide by covering its A** with a 3 year extension on RROD defective Boxes. This is sweet and shows the frustration building among BOX users and having to repair there boxes.(LOL) Well you guys have fun waiting for the repairs while i play all my games on the most advanced machine that doesnt break down and has to be sent for repairs. I must agree the box does have a larger game library, but does that mean that every game is great or even good the short answer would be NO. I can name maybe 6 or 7 in two years time and only 1 exclusive worth noting and that would be BIOSCHOCK ps3 in 1 years time in US and JAPAn has. Heavenly sword,Uncharted, Unreal tournament, Warhawk,COD4 and within the next 4 months HAZE,MGS4,KILLZONE 2, HOME,LITTLE BIG PLANET,GRAND TURISMO, GRAND THEFT AUTO, AND I CAN REALLY KEEP GOIING.plus confirmed God of war 3. Final fantasy 13 i mean comon gamers you cant hide the facts.

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Antigone05Dec 11th, 2007 - 19:49:47

shut up fanboy ^

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Is his middle name Mary?Dec 11th, 2007 - 20:07:05

I watched his act on C/central one night...I gave him 20 minutes out of an hour and he failed to make me laugh.

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justfaceitps3floppedDec 12th, 2007 - 12:21:57

oi fanboy u do realise cod4 is on xbox aswell u idiot pluse UT is a timed exclusive and Haze have avoided calling its game an exclusive to PS3 at all costs.

Sony need to grow some balls and get real exclusives not these fake timed ones their pathetic

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TagsxADec 12th, 2007 - 12:37:09

The PS3 is only good for one thing, and that's being a Blu-ray player. And even then, the damn thing doesn't have an IR port. Stupid Sony. I bought one anyway and I call it the Blu-ray Playerstation 3.

Playstation 3 - A falure at being a gaming console, but a winner at pushing Blu-ray. Stupid Sony

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PhillipDec 12th, 2007 - 15:02:10

Good god fan boy. The author is simply attacking the comedian, and with good cause.
Besides, most of the actual decent 'exclusives' that you mentioned were also released on the 360.
Such as CoD4 as well as Grand theft auto (with 360 having exclusive episodic content).
I am not a fanboy of either system, but if you are going to rant like that, be sure to do your research first.

and yea. . I agree. the comedian was actually quite terrible. He made me want to actually stop watching the awards.

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NumanthiaDec 14th, 2007 - 18:47:58

I am with you Snake. The xbox 360 is a second rate piece of hardware and hardly competition for the Playstation 3. I have had all three next gen consoles and it is impossible for anyone who has played the games on all three not to admit the graphics and game play on the Playstation 3 is superior. The most obvious is the graphic performance on the Playstation 3's games. The xbox 360 is choking to death on Mass Effect - my buddies who own it call it Mass Defects :) - as the 360 is too underpowered to handle the game properly.

I also love the fact that the xbox 360 is now confirmed as the third best selling console in its respective first year of luanch sales at 5.6 million consoles behind the Playstation 3 (6.6 million consoles), and the Wii (16 million consoles). And for those of you that wish to argue these figures you can visit wikipedia which references each companies quarterly and annual sales reports to support the sales numbers.

So there you have it xbox 360 has failed out the gate vs the other consoles and Kudos to Ralphie May for making fun of something that should be made fun of. If the xbox 360 was being used mainly by adults and not childeren it would barely be selling anything today based on its horrible quality and very unimpressive features as it is neither innovative nor a leader in any gaming features.

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JoelWDec 27th, 2007 - 18:03:35

'The author is simply attacking the comedian, and with good cause.' If so, there should be a thousand articles like this, every day a few dozen new.
Parents, that bought the box are put in a check-mate state; only someone like Chris Rock might make them laugh about that matter.

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daphneApr 13th, 2008 - 02:10:52

I love Ralphie. He never fails to make me laugh.

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Tom MJun 22nd, 2008 - 23:40:18

This is the same writer that gave MGS4 and 79%, nuff said.

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annie kaeSep 15th, 2008 - 15:00:12

how about a dictionary for all of you who don't know the difference between there, their, and they're. it's not that difficult. really.........

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Noraf45Sep 25th, 2008 - 19:49:53

Not that I'm rushing to Xbox's defense, but Ralphie Mae has never been funny and was the downfall of Last Comic Standing. A good comedian could have made funny jokes about the Red Ring of Death instead of standing around swearing and saying 'this thing sucks, (cricket, cricket) ...and I'm fat (ha,ha,ha,ha).'

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MenuBAnditFeb 13th, 2009 - 14:55:29

You know maybe your arguments would be a lot more agreeable if you would bother to spell correctly rather than it sounding like its coming from a moron, and besides the 360 is supierior and I've played on both the 360 and the Ps3 and I enjoyed playing the Xbox more hands down and as for the graphics maybe there is somthing wrong with your TV because I think mine is just fine.

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My gawd you dorks are patheticFeb 19th, 2009 - 02:28:31

Hookers are cheaper then a new game system. I suggest you all find out what a woman's touch feel's like before you leave this planet. My gawd you dorks scare the s*&t out of me. lol China is going to walk right into ur country and take over before you even notice.

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