Kevin VanHook brings us another shockingly derivative work done with at least some style in "Slayer" a SciFi Channel Original Picture that really isn't all that original.
Lots of fighting, lots of gunplay, lots of vampires getting staked. No, this will not be boring, just wildly unoriginal.
So, they're just going to write the whole thing off as a "local tribal anomaly". And they're going to send the leader of the commando team back into said jungle to retrieve his scientist ex-wife. Oh, and probably have to kill his best friend, who was also on that commando team, and now may be the ruler of the local tribal anomaly, because wouldn't that just suck if he got back to the States and went on a book signing tour proving conclusively that the United States Government was capable of lying about something?
Oh, and Johnny's also got to rescue the hot chick from "The Lost World." Though I'm being facetious, the actors' best-known roles are quite accurate--the back of the box agrees with me in most cases--so it's pretty safe to say, hellooooo dumping ground!
Lots of fighting, lots of gunplay, lots of vampires getting staked. No, this will not be boring, just wildly unoriginal. Though for some, that may make it boring enough.
Slayer is now available at Amazon . As of yet, there is not a release date for the UK. Visit the DVD database for more information.
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