Charles Barkley’s fellatio impatience DUI

American Politics became more interesting.

Potential candidate for the Governor’s seat of the state of Alabama (a state that boasts nearly the highest obesity and the lowest literacy rates in the country), Charles Barkley was pulled over for a traffic violation in Arizona.  Charles was then busted for DUI in Arizona yesterday morning.

According to the police report, when the cop pulled him over for running a stop sign, Charles said he was just in a rush to meet up with a willing woman who promised him oral sex.

TMZ says the officer wrote in his report, “He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat. He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You want the truth?’ When I told him I did he said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job. He then explained that she had given him a ‘blow job’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.”

At the police station, intoxicated Charles allegedly told one of the employees that if they got him out of the DUI, he’d tattoo his name on their behind.

Michael K of summarized the Barkley qualifications for politics:  “Charles is a gambling addict, was arrested for drunk driving, and will run a stop sign in order to get a little good head from some random trick. No need for election. It sounds like he has all the qualifications needed to become Alabama’s next Governor!”

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