In a spoof advertisement of her own Ms Hilton cheekily accepts the endorsement from the "white-haired dude" (McCain) and informs America that she is ready to serve because she is "hot".
Wearing nothing but a bikini and her famous half smile Ms Hilton pitches to the camera that she is also a celebrity.
Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton and I'm a celebrity too. Only I'm not from the olden days and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot. [source]
In words that must have shook the McCain and Obama camps to the core, the model celebrity thanked Sen. McCain for his endorsement before adding that she was "totally ready to lead".
Ms Hilton also found time to outline a surprisingly detailed hybrid energy policy standing somewhere between Barack and the "old dude" on renewables and offshore drilling. Understandably there has been no comment from what must be shocked McCain and Obama campaign teams.
Paris for the White House? Or Pink House as she states as her version of "change" to the politics of the United States? Just imagine the inauguration day festivities.

I think this is pointless. no one freaken cares about what paris thinks . the president candadites should not be attacking or praising candadites , and they should not be endorsing them. we should elect the candadite who is the best for the job . not because they are a certain race, ethnicity, religion, sex, or because paris hilton or any other celebrity says so. that is discrimination . I plan on voting for mccain not becuase i am racist, instead becuase i believe he would be a better president than Obama. I would not have a problem with a female, or a black president but i do not think hilary or Obama will be right for the position at this point and time.
First commenter "Michael" proves a point with his illiterate post: the American people keep getting the government (idiotic) that they deserve.
It is time for REAL CHANGE:)!! Not Washington in bed with oil, bankers, big tax breaks that do not produce jobs but wealth for the wealthiest, Government Kings like Paulson and Bernake giving our money to make sure the market guys don't loose theirs...Governors cutting the state workers rather than applying the suffering to all including themselves..WAKE UP AMERICA!!!! IT'S TIME TO HIT THE BRICKS WITH SOME POSTERS AND DEMONSTRATIONS INSTEAD OF DOING NOTHING!!!!!!
26-year member of Congress Republican Presidential Nominee Senator John McCain just got the hell kicked out of him by the most unworthy-of-fame celebrities, 27-year-old pin-up girl Paris Hilton.
I love the smell of napalm. That's what she should have said to end the ad.
I hope Britney Spears does one now. Actually, the two of them should launch a run as a team. I would love to see a weekly video from them slamming the door on McCain again and again.
Nothing to take a presidential candidate who's taken the campaign to unprecedentedly surreal and moronic levels than to be shown up by the celebutante herself. There's nothing that Obama or anyone else could have done to show what a pitiful idiot McCain is being than Paris herself, and she did it. Who would have ever guessed that Paris Hilton would make American political history? When she dies in about 2060 they'll be talking about this video.
There is a god and her name is Paris.
The American Republic returns on September 11, 2008,
A Letter to The United States Congress and to The American People
Americans have lost their way by choice and coercion by those that wish to have it all. Those Americans that have plenty are not bothered by the confusion and rape of the land and its people. The ones that outnumber the wealthy are the ones that suffer in America. The idea of a Republic of America was originally thought to be a perfect form of government, but the ones that made the choice to write on paper their ideas for a perfect form of government, were themselves imperfect, which did not make for a perfect document. The document called the Constitution is a promise to Americans to protect and to serve our Nation with truth. That has not happened, thus the discord within our nation to Americans.
Our Nation, our Homeland has been sold, raped, and ravaged by many outsiders and insider traitors, that have allowed our eagle our National symbol to be locked in a cage with little sustenance. Our Star has been buried in the sand with the trash of other nations.
This is not acceptable, and will be resolved. Our current Congress has forsaken our nation by giving little and taking so much for themselves and their financial supporters. Congress has allowed Capitalist Businesses from within and out to take over our Nation and rule by the power of selfish money and lies.
Our Great and once powerful Military is also ruled by those that give false and deceptive orders and not true commands. They, the soldiers of our fortunes are engaged in ambiguous battle campaigns under False Flag counter intelligence propaganda. Human lives on all sides are dying for the few that have lost their way thru choice.
Our President, our leader of our Nation has with his advisors and financial empire brokers, reinforced the ultimate crime to humanity by lying to himself, his family and his country. Our business leaders have lied to our Nation and prostituted our ingenuity to others for unnatural profit.
There are too many Americans that have some or little or none, and that Ladies and Gentlemen is not acceptable. Congress and others have failed to provide even the basics for our Nation to thrive. Too many selfish secrets, which many are known amongst a few is tearing our Nation and Planet apart. And allowing those that know what lies behind the looking glass, to control the masses at will.
There is too much advertised hatred and racial prejudice that is fed by ignorance and choice. Religions have taken front seat to freedom and truth, thus confusing those that wish to know the truth by self choice.
On September 11, 2008, in Los Angeles, California, United States of America, we Americans can and will make a choice to free our Eagle from its cage of captors, allowing it to be stronger and fly higher than ever before, and unearth and restore our Star to its rightful brilliance from the sand of trash of other Nations, and take back our country from those that have stolen it from us all. Annuit Copetis.
We have learned from the past, and we have learned from the present, so now we will make a choice to either continue with America as is, or Change it to a True Republic that truly represents the sincere interests of it people and other Nations. It is not an impossible task to overcome, all it takes is an honest choice and the will to sacrifice.
We are a Legion of many, who will live a life of peace, and have respect for all living things, while having considerations for those who are different, and look for ways to truly accommodate those who are slow in understanding.
We support the poor, helpless, and defenseless people. We support the freedom of Women, we support the sane treatment of animals and the environment, we support the freedom of religion and expression. We do not support ignorance, period.
We are a growing nation of people that encourage all Americans to become part of the New American Republic!
CHANGE FOR AMERICA FOR AMERICANS!
NOVUS ORDO SECLORUM
Judah Ben-Hur, Sui Juris
Ambassador
The American Republic
Diplomatic Mission: North America
A Sovereign Republic
Not that I follow the lady's work in any great way, but I must admit to finding this ad very funny, a nice laugh at herself and a poke of fun at McCain (mostly). Like the New Yorker cartoon of Obama, I enjoyed it. Keeps alive that most important of American political senses -- satire.
She is correct, it is an insult to compare her to Obama, at least she is qualified to do the job she has.
What an attention sponge this annoying Bitch is!!!
The only job she's competant enough to perform is a BLOWJOB...She's done plenty of those!
Paris has got some marketing savvy for sure... she turns everything into a PR boost
"What an attention sponge this annoying Bitch is!!!
The only job she's competant enough to perform is a BLOWJOB...She's done plenty of those!"
Which bitch? Paris or Barack?
At one point I was ready to give McCain the benefit of the doubt but he managed to help make my mind up for me with his stupid ads which amazingly he approves. In 2000 McCain refused to call for the lowering of the Confederate battle flag over the statehouse of South Carolina. In 2004 John McCain could've stopped the false 527 ads insulting to all veterans and directed towards John Kerry's war record. Did Mr. Brave step up then? No, he couldn't be bothered. As a matter of fact he wouldn't even fight against Karl Rove when Rove pushed polled him in South Carolina insinuating that his wife was a drug addict and he had a black child because he wanted to be Bush's vice-president. It appears that John McCain is more of a politician than he'll admit. Unfortunately in his case he is nowhere near the politician that Barack Obama is and his jealousy shows. Wesley Clark is correct. Becoming a POW doesn't furnish you with executive experience nor does it automatically qualify you to be President of the United States. Obama wasn't any admiral's son and grew up in difficult circumstances. McCain was a college playboy, a legacy, that fooled around at the Naval Academy while Obama's took his undergraduate experience seriously and made it to Harvard Law. McCain is the elitist who is bothered because Americans won't simply lie down and elect him president.
Sure the war in Iraq is bad but the $59 trillion dollars in unfunded liabilities is the real problem here. Do you really believe that a wealthy old man with a vacuous trophy wife really has the solution to this problem. And if you believe we can simply grow our way out of this mess without having to raise taxes or cut spending you'll get the America you deserve with a currency so devalued that you'll need a wheel barrel load of cash to buy a loaf of bread.
The impact of the McCain add comes not from what we think of Paris, but "What in
the World, Was McCain Thinking to Run Such an Add."
I believe he shoots from the hip much like his buddy Bush...don't tell me they aren't
alike. They are like twins.
Yup. She's juz hot. And the ads is really funny. Serve McCain right.
Does this mean blow jobs for all?
Paris is so fake who cares what she says.
People do you realy want another 4 years With G,W,B Idenical twin. THINK ABOUT IT.
Yeah Real change, let's take from those that have and give to those that need. Wait, where have I heard that before?
I know neither to laugh or cry when I hear people defend so adamantly their political party, Dem or Repub, believing that their party of choice is really better than the other.
Look at the whole of the political spectrum closely, objectively and analytically, and you can't but realize that in the continuum of politics Dems and Repubs are dead-center, square in the middle. Their mindless banter promoted as a platform is a cheap attempt at furthering only the party politic, not effective governing. They are identical on every level; only the label they wear is different.
Wake up fellow voters for our choice is very much in reality not one.
Out of nearly 300 million people in this land is this really the best we can do? Or perhaps it's more in tune with what we deserve.
Entertaining and interesting comments folks, thanks very much.
I was for MCcain not anymore,What was he thinking Paris Hilton how poor of a JUDGEMENT IS THAT..........
You got alot of screen names.
If this is an example of MCcains judgement no thanks.