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Chris Brown flirting with disaster, new allegations of stupidity
By April MacIntyre Feb 16, 2012, 18:31 GMT

Pictures are worth a thousand words - Chris Brown - Chris Brown may have a Grammy, but his charm offensive is not working on female fans. © Koi Sojer / PR Photos
Chris Brown may have a Grammy, but his charm offensive is not working on female fans.
UsWeekly.com (via DListed.com) reported the R&B star who famously put the hammer down on Rihanna in a rented Lamborghini on the 2009 Grammy awards' eve has allegedly busted out a peculiar pickup line.
Brown was convicted of felony assault for the Rihanna incident.
Allegedly Brown hit on a woman on Feb. 10 at the Lasio Professional Hair Care suite Grammy gift lounge and asked her, "Can I get your number? I promise I won't beat you!" according to the woman who told Us Weekly.
"He and his friends laughed, then one yelled, 'That's his new line!' Ugh! I wanted to throw up!"
The publicist who handles Brown said this: "I'd be surprised if Chris said something that stupid."
DListed.com's Michael K helpfully compiled a few beauts from Brown, showing his intelligence off:

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