Posted by April MacIntyre Oct 22, 2011, 17:23 GMT
With a total of five mug shots under her belt, Lindsay Lohan is far from perfect.
A file picture dated 20 July 2010 shows US actress Lindsay Lohan sitting during her court appearance in which she surrendered on charges of probation violation at the EPA/AL SEIB
But the 25 year-old never really had a chance with the parents she was saddled with.
Her estranged convicted felon father Michael Lohan was booked on "Issues with Jane Velez-Mitchell" making some big accusations against his "blessed" flesh and blood, wanting to clean house like Charlie Sheen did, and rid his daughter of her enabling coterie of losers.
"That's from smoking a pipe with meth or crack, number one" he said about Lindsay's brown teeth. "...She's smoking either crack or meth, one or the other. I'm not going to shade it. You can't dance with the devil and expect to go home with Jesus."
Now mom Dina Lohan, who has long enjoyed the side celebrity of being related to a star, is selling her daughter out allegedly in a tell-all book, according to TMZ.
Last march, Lindsay's mother told radaronline that Lindsay was no longer speaking to her father.
Lindsay meanwhile is reporting to the morgue and completing her assigned community service, trying to have burgers and cupcakes delivered, yet morgue officials reportedly are turning away the treats.
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